PREGNANT TURKEY STORY: One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed: "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!!!!!!!! HA HA!
2006-11-16 12:17:03 · 11 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
That's hysterical. I'd do it to my (very gullible) sister this year, but it's her first time cooking Thanksgiving for her in-laws. Next year, though, I am so stealing this from you.
2006-11-16 12:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I'm concerned whether the turkey and hen cooked properly!
2006-11-16 12:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL One of those stories your family will be telling for years and years!! Your poor sister! Sounds like your family really enjoys getting together. Have a good holiday!
2006-11-16 14:31:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny. I would have cried too even knowing that turkeys lay eggs.
2006-11-16 12:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by Cat D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
final 12 months having thanksgiving at my grandmother residing house, all of us have been seating on the table my aunt had my son on her lap. My son have been 8mos previous she advised him toddler you are able to no longer have none of my foodstuff in this place, my son replaced into grabbing on the turkey leg on the plate. the subsequent element we seem her plate landed on her and my son lap. We laughed so stressful.
2016-12-10 10:29:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that story I think I will try that with my cousin she is so gullible too wow you made my night I cant stop laughing
2006-11-16 13:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by vesta k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh Heh....
This year, ya ought to replace the cranberries with strawberry jam and see if she notices.
2006-11-16 12:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!! I loved it. I can just imagine how mad she was after she got over the shock.
2006-11-16 12:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omgsh that is sooo funny. im gullible too and i wouldve done the same thing. lol
2006-11-16 15:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a hoot! Are you sure your family isn't long lost relatives of my family?! Thanks for the laugh. I love it.
2006-11-16 12:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Catie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋