My half sister Henrietta's hog Humphrey, recently ate a helium balloon.?

Question

Now all he does is pinky and perky impersonations(badly). Is Humphrey hoodwinking Henrietta and hamming it up, or is he just a hopeless halfwit?

Answer 1

Hard luck!

Humphrey's haughty hazardous hedonism could cause hectic hiccoughing leading to a hernia. The Heimlich manoeuvre has helped historically. Hence forth Henrietta has to heat and hand out huge helpings of Havarti, hazel nuts and Hawaiian hummus for Hanukkah to our hirsute & hard nosed heir.

Thanks for the heebie-jeebies.

Answer 2

Humphry is hamming if a hungry hog had Helium his hicups will be horrible However Henrietta has hardly helped humphreys Helium hell .So yes Humphrey is hoodwinking but Henrietta`s hopeless.

Answer 3

He's trying to squeak out a living as a ham actor. He's hogging the limelight, trotting out high pitched harmonies hoping to bring home the bacon for Henrietta. Snout wrong with that and he may blow the house down.

Answer 4

Humphry sounds like a Boar.
He's probably telling Porky's.
Have him Trot down to the vets and watch him be taken (a)Back as the vet gives him a Roasting and a slap round the Chops for wasting his time. The little Swine.

Answer 5

Humphrey hired Helen's husband Horace happily to hem his hand muff. Humphrey hopes he can get Henrietta to have his hoglets!

Answer 6

Whatever she does, Henni should not put Humps in the oven until the New Year. Even then she should stand back. Or she could get the other half of the sisterhood to do it.
How is he for flatulence?

Answer 7

Humphrey's high hoots have hours of hectic hoaxing (a)head.

Answer 8

Sensationalist pork scratchings.... or just Hype-itch?

Answer 9

hope that u don't have any half sister from today................