What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2006-11-16 09:53:12 · 19 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
most of these are GREATLY accurate.. LOL
2006-11-16 09:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by GO NAVY! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes some of them are very true
2006-11-16 20:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is really cute, and most of them are very true. Not the manly one though, i like when my boyfriend is kinda hairy.
2006-11-16 18:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by Stark 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-11-16 17:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by Tippy's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I alotta of it is...
But I am not married and dont have a baby so I wouldnt know the second to last one
2006-11-16 17:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2006-11-16 17:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude!
2006-11-16 17:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes the women are crazy
2006-11-16 17:56:42 · answer #8 · answered by Random Nimrod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and true.
2006-11-17 06:27:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes so very true
2006-11-16 17:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by jody n 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny and mostly true.
2006-11-16 17:58:26 · answer #11 · answered by puma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋