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A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blow/job?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love... Don't be like that..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blow/job himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

2006-11-16 09:48:05 · 45 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

45 answers

I find it extremely hilarious. Kudos for posting it.

2006-11-16 09:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Emily D 3 · 1 1

Disturbed

2006-11-16 12:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

Disturbed

2006-11-16 09:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by jennav 3 · 0 0

I gave a hearty laugh after reading the punch line.

Unfortunately, some uptight clown will probably report you for using the word bl0wjob, because heaven knows that a 13 year-old has never heard of that word.

2006-11-16 09:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mike Oxmahl 4 · 1 0

Disturbed

2006-11-16 09:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Disturbed.

2006-11-16 22:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very Disturbed By This

2006-11-16 09:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle 5 · 1 1

"a small blowie"? At least he's honest. Pretty funny.

2006-11-16 09:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by freetodervish 3 · 0 0

I'm pretty disturbed by it, but I think it's pretty funny too.

2006-11-16 09:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by Megan 2 · 0 0

I think I have seen a commercial like that or something...don't remember but yeah I think it is funny

2006-11-16 09:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by SSSSwweeeeett 3 · 0 1

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