2006-11-16 09:37:44 · 13 answers · asked by mcfifi 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I think shes cute
We would both be wearing wetsuits full of custard,and doggy masks,and we would carvort together in the mud at the side of the Thames ,just bellow the palace of Westminster.All the other MPs would be dressed as carrots and will applaud our contortions
Afterwards she will take me for a meal in the Fat Duck,where I will smear snail porridge on her ample chest,and have a team of huskies lick it off.
2006-11-16 11:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by salforddude 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you know that Ann Widdecombe is 'Bend cow maiden in a anagram
looks like you got a caise of the ann widdecombeitus
and no i would not
2006-11-16 09:44:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's so curvy...and that severe pageboy (phwoarrr) - reminds my of the housemistresses at the Catholic boarding school 40 years ago (which would be part of my fantasy)...just one thing which puts the damp cloth on it. She's dyed her hair...it was better dark.
949 Hail Mary's, perchance?
2006-11-16 11:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh shut up you tart. That goes for all of you who think it;s funny to be horrible about Ann Widdecombe. For one thing, that 'joke' died a LONG time ago, and for another, grow up eh?
2006-11-16 09:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by dorothy 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There's not enough beer in the world, to fill the beer goggles you'd have to wear for that one.
2006-11-16 10:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by christo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's not The Slopster's type of broad.
2006-11-16 09:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's the model for the virgins suicide bombers are going to get. Just think, forty of them nagging you for eternity.
2006-11-16 09:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do people think that the politics section is not for political questions?
2006-11-16 09:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by smartass 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol no chance, i wouldnt say no to a bit of john major tho
2006-11-16 10:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by bluemagicuk 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would have to be oral sex, or you wouldnt get a word in,,
2006-11-16 09:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋