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Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

2006-11-16 09:32:21 · 25 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

I like snow and the story lol

2006-11-16 09:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0 0

I will have to remember this one. Reminds me of a place I used to live in (South Dakota, USA). Lots of Snow and farm houses.

2006-11-16 17:36:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I live in Minnesota, so I'd better like it. But I only like the beauty of fresh-fallen snow in my back yard. My dogs love to romp in it. I, on the other hand don't like winter sports, so what I like is only as a spectator.

2006-11-16 17:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by ump_dutch 1 · 0 0

Yes love it

2006-11-16 17:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute

2006-11-16 17:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by Pesty Wadoo 4 · 0 0

Yes, I love it

2006-11-16 17:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Joker 4 · 0 0

I like snow when it's snowing and when it cleanly blankets everything. I hate it the next day when shoveling or having to drive in it. (Or when it becomes muddy slush)

2006-11-16 17:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by lololerzzzz 2 · 0 0

Yes love it.

2006-11-17 06:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love the snow and the story=)

2006-11-16 17:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Alexis 3 · 0 0

yes

2006-11-16 17:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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