why do i get zapped on the trampoline on dry sunny days?

Question

we know a little bit about static electricity, but if someone could explain in kid's language about unbalanced protons and electrons and relative humidity etc. that'd be great.

Answer 1

yeah good luck with that

hehehe
just tell your kids its the universe getting them back for all the rotten things they've done

its a much simpler explanation and promotes good behavior ;)