This is a hard one to answer.... Theres no point in calling the wife back unless she can get back to the kitchen quicker than your daughter can get down the stairs so I would recomend the daughter option. Although I feel sympathy for your situation I do believe you may be slightly insane allowing your wife to leave the home and get a job.
2006-11-16 19:36:10
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Try the lady next door. I think that would be better because the daughter will probably cuss you out and the wife will probably not answer the phone or make an excuse. She is probably gone to work to get relief from having to fix/find you something to eat. Good luck!
2006-11-16 09:44:05
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answered by TAS 2
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You really will have to ask you wife to show you how to make a sandwich, I know it is a difficult thing to do but with a bit of practice you may even be able to make your own.
2006-11-16 09:49:32
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answered by Kirks Folley 5
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If your arm or leg isn't broken, get off your dead laurels and get it yourself. of course, I do not think your question serious. I can't think of anyone being such as self-centered, helpless git.
Oh mum, will you fix me a bacon botty? NOW mum, I am hungry, this man on line has me thinking about how good it might be, Right now!
Oh don't forget a nice hot cuppa to go with it.
Thanks Mum. Mum? Not thaa...
'ello. This is Chuck's mum. Right now he's out on the floor. Make him buy me a new skillet on the morrow. I dented this one on his thick skull. Third one this month.
Drat.
2006-11-16 10:31:18
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answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7
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Yes, call her back to make your sandwich and wake up your daughter to serve you a beverage. After all, you deserve it, you're da man! LOL
2006-11-16 09:21:45
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answered by Raven 5
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This is becoming monotonous, don't you have the energy to fend for yourself? She has gone to make money for the upkeep of the family and still you show no respect towards her efforts, and now you want to wake up your daughter; grow up you good for nothing sluggard!!!
2006-11-16 09:22:57
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answered by marizani 4
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Why don't you get your wife to have a day off so she can make you about 50 sandwiches that you can then freeze and defrost when you're hungry. I mean god - just tell her to get organised and get her priorites right.
2006-11-16 09:17:14
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answered by Katie G 3
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Yeah go on wake the daughter up...Typical Man lol.
2006-11-16 09:43:12
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answered by Anonymous
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er i would say... call your wife back 'after all' she is your wife and as your rightly make the point.. your hungry who do you ask?
Womens work is never done!!! poor you.. i think you should ask your wife to be more considerate and make you an extra snack just incase your hungry once she leaves you and goes off to work!!
2006-11-16 09:17:08
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answered by confused 6
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If you're serious.. which I can't tell... have your wife make some meals that can be frozen so that way when you're alone, you can just pop them in the microwave.. Jambalaya, Chili, Lasagna, etc. freeze well.
2006-11-16 09:20:55
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answered by Nicole 5
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