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2006-11-16 08:51:27 · 16 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

16 answers

nothing. if you don't have a chimney he assumes you don't want presents.

2006-11-16 09:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by mickey 3 · 0 1

Hello, I know for a fact, because I have talked to him, Santa does all of the houses with a chimmey first, then he rides back to California and he picks up a witch (like Samantha from Bewitched) and then he goes back to all of the other houses, and she does the nose thing and zappes him into the house. I hope you have a very nice Christmas, and remember to leave your carrots from the reindeer (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixon, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blizten and Rudolph. ) they each like two, and Santa is on the South Beach Diet, so he likes the 100 calorie packs by South Beach. Happy New Year and Merry Christmas!

2006-11-16 09:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by Jaym 2 · 0 0

There is no Santa. Here is the reason:

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp?Var=xqygf&Page=3

The Chimney Song

2006-11-16 09:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

There is a Santa i saw him myself 10yrs ago.. he was kissing my mom at the front door, so i believe that's the way he gets in.

2006-11-16 10:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by ladytee 4 · 0 0

He uses magic to create a chimney to come down. When he leaves, the chimney disappears.

2006-11-17 00:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by KathyS 7 · 0 0

You're kidding me right? You still believe in that Santa crap?

2006-11-16 08:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He uses a magical key.

2006-11-16 11:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He finds the nearset hole, he'll squeeze in, and the chimney will just appear.

2006-11-16 09:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by I <3 TENNIS!!!! 2 · 0 0

The back door!

2006-11-16 09:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by designerista 4 · 0 0

The back door.

2006-11-16 08:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by Dink 4 · 0 0

The window.

2006-11-16 08:54:21 · answer #11 · answered by Trini-HaitianGrl81 5 · 0 0

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