anyone know any good jokes to cheer me up?
2006-11-16 07:45:50 · 13 answers · asked by graham f 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
you know i would hun but the haters are out to get me today.............how about a hug?((((((sssssssqqqqqqueeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeeeee)))) x
2006-11-16 10:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my girlfriend. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
2006-11-16 07:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mike D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pretty old one: Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon are on the Titanic. It, as expected, starts to sink and there's a huge commotion starting up. The three men try to take control of the rapidly disintegrating situation. First calls out Abraham Lincoln heroically, 'women and children first'. 'Screw the women and children' replies Nixon. Bill Clinton pauses for a moment. 'Do we have time?'
2006-11-16 10:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Nikita21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Friday tomorrow cheer up yeah!!!
Sorry I got no jokes
2006-11-16 07:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by Tulip 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah sorry that you are feeling low-don't know any jokes but I'll send you a hug instead!!!!
2006-11-16 10:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by TG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog.
When he gets to the center of the store, he picks up the dog by it's tail and starts swinging the dog around over his head.
The store clerk runs over to the man and says "Sir! Sir! Can I help you?
The man just hollers back "No thanks - just looking around".
Cheer up!! It can always be worse.
2006-11-16 08:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by Blondana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up, at least you're not living in Iraq!
2006-11-16 07:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to the jokes and riddles section under entertainment and read mine i always head them ''did i tell you about.''
if they dont cheer you up nothing will
2006-11-16 07:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there ?
dunnup
dunnup who?
have you!
(it may take a while to sink in you hav 2 read it out loud)
2006-11-16 07:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry your feeling low can't help you i'm better at reading them than telling them lol
2006-11-16 08:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by pat e 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
check out my lone ranger joke i just posted!
2006-11-16 07:52:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋