I was totally infatuated with this guy and I blurted out in the heat of passion "I LOVE YOU!"
He got up, got his stuff together, and left awkwardly. Never heard from him again.
I don't think I've ever felt so humiliated!
Anyone have stories to share?
2006-11-16 06:34:39 · 20 answers · asked by ByTheSea 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
This happened a while back, maybe like 3 years or so.
2006-11-16 06:40:07 · update #1
Some of these responses are hysterical!
2006-11-16 06:43:06 · update #2
I had this boyfriend (briefly) who liked to joke that I make monkey-noises when I come (which I don't!), and one night when we were in the throes and I was just about getting there he said "Good little monkey, come for daddy," and I just started to laugh, and I got the giggles so badly that we had to stop, I was just rolling around on the bed crying with laughter, and the more annoyed he got the more it made me laugh. Eventually he got up and left, and the next day he dumped me by text message, saying I was too childish.
2006-11-16 13:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by JBoy Wonder 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
When I was maybe 20-21 (A LONG time ago) I brought a guy home from the bar. The next morning we were having a little pre-breakfast sex when my mother came strolling right in.
She had a key to my apartment and I had forgotten w were going to get together that day. Would have been a LOT worse if I wasn't out of closet.
She learned to knock from then on. :-)
2006-11-16 07:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Picture it - Mid 80's St Louis, MO....I go out with friends at night - wearing daisy dukes, black combat boots, a T-shirt and my dog tags. These were some really SHORT SHORTS. I run into Pete O. - this guy that I had met numerous times and was about half way dating. Well we end up going back to his place and I say all night and long into Sunday afternoon. When I finally drag myself out of bed and dress and leave I realize his apartment is across from a church - that was just letting out. I had to walk to my car - like a block or so with all the church people right behind me. Boots tapping on the sidewalk, dogtags jingling, *** hanging out.
2006-11-16 09:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I had talked to this one guy a few times when going out to the bars and thought he seemed really nice. This one night he asked me back to his place, and I said yes. As we were, uh 'enjoying each others company' someone starting banging on his door screaming "I know you're in there." The guy I met puts his hand over my mouth and tells me to be quiet. I am now starting to wonder how nice this guy is and who it is banging on his door.
To make a long story short, the guy banging on his door was the boyfriend that this 'nice guy' didn't tell me about; some of the boyfriends friends saw us leave together. This guy broke up with that boyfriend and we dated for awhile, but it didn't work out.
2006-11-16 07:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I actually got really deep into the motion and i was bouncing. I was about to have a your know what. I was almost there when i couldn't take it anymore and then it happened. Because i was sitting on him, when it happened i through my hands out and punched him in the face breaking his nose accidentally. We had sex a couple of times after that but he never allowed me to sit on the top again. Oh yeah and when i am about to get one he he throughs his weight on my so i usually end up scratching him or something. I couldn't believe that i had that kind of strength. lol
Unfortunately he moved to another country and i never say him again. He still calls though.
2006-11-16 06:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I was starting to go down on this guy and he had some viral or venereal sores all over his prick. I tried to make up excuses but it was a tense moment. I left in a hurry. It was horrible.
2006-11-16 06:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by blackbird 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When me and gf do it, I call out 'Mama' or make baby noises. The first time I did that, she was well freaked!
Another time, we were at a hotel room, she w/a strap-on. She was trying to do me from behind, but kept missing me, and I did the same for her.
Some of these stories are incredible XD!
2006-11-16 13:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by swelwynemma 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm a female to male transsexual, and I wear a soft, silicone "packer" penis that has latex tubing in it so it looks like a real penis and I can pee out of it in public. Well, once me and my ex g/f were in the restroom at a bar, in the stall, making out, she takes it out and starts playing with it, and it FALLS ON THE FLOOR!
The person in the stall next to me is REALLY freaked out, and screams! I reached my hand down under the stall and picked it back up and put it back where it belongs.
That was SOOO embarassing.
2006-11-16 06:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Two incidents.
With Ex-Boy, I found out he gave copies of his housekey to his redneck friends. We were on the couch, and we had beer bottles around us. It was getting interesting, when one of his friends just walked right in. I had a clear shot; I grabbed one of the beer bottles and threw it, on my back, with him still inside me. Still inside me, he laughed with his friend while I yelled, "Get out, get out, GET OUT!" His friends kept joking about my amazing arm, and I really had to put my foot down about his friends knocking and his using the chain lock.
With my wife: We were still girlfriends at the time. Her first apartment was rather small, with really thin walls. I was, well, most appreciative, ululating and calling on every God I knew. The next morning, we left to go someplace, and neighbors were high-fiving her, introducing themselves to me, and saying, "Hey, so *that's* the girl from Florida!"
2006-11-16 06:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Fell asleep
2006-11-16 06:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by fall guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋