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let me come and tame it ( i hope your a guy though)

2006-11-16 06:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 3 · 2 0

Maybe if you try to hang out with your wang out a little more often the monster would not have to act up! Givie it a little attention for goodness sake! Or you know, rock out with your c ock out! You know the drill! Or you could just choke it and put him to sleep for a bit, or come over here and i will take care of it for ya!

2006-11-16 06:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by Hydimyangel 3 · 0 0

call the mystery van over have velma and daphnae get into your pants and unmask this thing masquerading as a monster

2006-11-16 06:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by jackstrider55 1 · 1 0

Take a cold shower and then watch a gay porn flick, that should scare the monster away fast!!!

2006-11-16 06:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

excuse yourself and take care of the monster in the bathroom

wash your hands!

2006-11-16 06:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by SallyC 6 · 2 0

How big is do you think the monster is? And also, do you feel threatened, scared or horny?

2006-11-16 06:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Jayhe 1 · 1 0

Grab a hammer and beat it - if you can find it. I imagine it's a very tiny monster...

2006-11-16 06:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 2 0

Well, um, I'd tell you to grab it & yank it out of there, but you'd probably lose consciousness & a little bit of blood.

2006-11-16 06:28:53 · answer #8 · answered by Rocker Chick 4 · 2 0

Demand that he take them off, those are your pants!

2006-11-16 06:36:08 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

Scream and run around in circles

2006-11-16 08:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

stick your hand in there and play with it-monsters have feelings too! don't scare it-be friends with it!

2006-11-16 06:29:47 · answer #11 · answered by princessandie1984 4 · 1 1

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