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HA! I think the reason is because they are shrinking. And instead of shortening their pants...they are just hiking them up higher, and higher, and higher!!!! Did you notice that their ears gets bigger with age also? And hairier?

2006-11-16 06:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by nottashygirl 6 · 0 0

LOL, I saw him on telly the other day and wondered myself how much higher they are going to get. One of these days The Sky at Night is going to be presented by a talking pair of trousers with a little tuft of hair poking out the top!

The thing is, the trousers aren't actually any longer, so the bottoms come up to the knees when they're sat down!

2006-11-16 05:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by satyricon_uk 3 · 1 0

I am in my 40's, and years of drinking too much and walking around half dressed as a teenager has made my bones susceptible to the damp. so in winter I do not wear hipster trousers now, because on cold damp days my back hurts a tiny little bit.

Now if I feel a pang of arythius at my age due to a few days of madness, just think how high the trousers will be on the idiots who go around with nothing on their exposed spine now....they will be crippled by their thirties on damp days.

also when your bum is no longer bony, there is little room for the family jewels, so for comfort you choose baggy trousers.

tight trousers a re like a cheap hotel, no ball room.

2006-11-16 06:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 0 0

The trousers stay the same size. It's just the older you get, the more you shrink down into 'em..

2006-11-16 05:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by MIGHTY MINNIE 6 · 0 0

The reason for the lessening of the waist-band:armpit ratio is gravity. The finest(?) example is the Rev. Dr Ian Paisley- the half crazed northern Irish proto-politician, he also exhibits one of the finest 'fly-away comb-over' hair styles yet seen. My god has life come to this....

2006-11-16 06:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by geb 1 · 1 0

I think it's the older you get your belly stick out more so it's either above the belly to hide it or below the belly for that *** crack look.

2006-11-16 06:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by justcurious 4 · 0 0

HERE IS THE DEAL,,ITS ALL ABOUT THE BUTT...EVEN IF THE FELLA DOES NOT HAVE A BELLY THE PANTS GOT TO THE ARM PITS...ITS THE LAW OF NATURE...OLD MEN LOSE THERE BUTTS BECAUSE THEY DON'T DO THEIR WIVES ANY MORE AND THEY DON'T USE THERE BUTT MUSCLES...ITS A CURSE

2006-11-16 07:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

apparently the older you get your **** shrinks your belly grows you either go for the builders bum look or the Simon cow look.

2006-11-16 06:17:40 · answer #8 · answered by theo 2 · 0 0

i think its cos their tummies get bigger and to place the trousers above it, it has to go higher

2006-11-16 06:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by watever 2 · 0 1

I have never thought about that one but its funny now I think about it!!

2006-11-16 06:21:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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