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Well, it is your grand champion, zodiac man. I want to say
thanks for your support, from the last few weeks. I must
say that you Easterners are outstanding. Especially when
it comes to logic. Impressive ! All the other countries are
boring, or slow to answer. SO what makes the United
Kingdom, and Ireland so special ? Do you know ? And
do you think you can outdo America ? Good luck. May the
best answer win.

2006-11-16 04:25:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

I want to know. What makes the UK
and Ireland different from everyone
else ? Are you guys really that
da*n good ? After all America is your
step child. We speak English just like
you do. But much better. What is so
special about you Euros ?

2006-11-16 04:53:03 · update #1

12 answers

freedom of speech

2006-11-16 04:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all, you dont speak better English than us. We gave you the language when we r aped and piliged your puny colony many many years ago. Before us, you were all inbreds. We made you what you are, never forget that.

Second, we dont have a President who likes blowing up other countries just becaus he can. We do have a Prime Minister who sucks your Presidents helmet though, that I have to admit.

Third, we arent as stupid as you when it comes to looking after each other. What is it with you Yanks and your guns and gangs and stuff. If your not shooting other peoples countries, your shooting yourselves.
Ever wondered why theres a liquor store and gun shop on every other corner of the US ? Why would you do that ?

Fourth, we know how to stop eating when our bellies are full. You lot are so fat, its unbeleivable. Maybe one English word you never learned was how to DIET. Its easy, just stop eating when your body tells you too.

Fifth, you gave the world Micheal Jackson. A self obsessed kiddy fiddler who loves nothing better than playing with himself while watching Home Alone on repeat !

Fifth, and finally.... Oprah fecking Winfrey. I mean, what the hell is she all about. Your all so dedicated to her its untrue. Worry about your own lives rather than other peoples.

So yeah, thanks for the 2 points, soon to be 10 I reckon.

2006-11-16 22:33:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

East, west - home is best ... Is UK and Ireland more eastern than e.g. Slovakia ? Is English the native langauge of the Slovaks ? Do the Irish know they live in the richest country in the world ? Why ? ...

2006-11-16 05:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Peter K 1 · 0 0

The UK is special because the people are special. They have tolerance where tolerance is due and a welcoming nature to visitors.
This sometimes can be a negative side of our nature if immigrants become too numerous.

2006-11-16 04:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Robert W 5 · 0 0

Hello to the western colony. Of course we are impressive... We allow Americans to believe that they are impressive in order tat they can keep their self confidence.... after all, we are the originators of fair play and understatement... we intend to keep it that way, therefore allowing others to claim the limelight whilst we pull the strings from behind the scenes ;)

2006-11-16 04:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Boring Old Fart 3 · 0 0

because in the history times when there were wars against england, well the uk and ireland took over many countries

2006-11-17 07:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by sammy 2 · 0 0

Sycophant!

2006-11-16 04:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by migdalski 7 · 1 0

England's great because it has me living here.now what more could it want apart from tropical sunshine.

2006-11-16 04:55:08 · answer #8 · answered by kimble 5 · 0 0

its because we dont need a congressional inquiry before posting answers

2006-11-16 04:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

The weather's just great here!

2006-11-16 04:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by Fragile Rock 5 · 0 0

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