2006-11-16 03:45:52 · 18 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you might be a redneck if...
-You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
-You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
or even worst...
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2006-11-16 03:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by strawliyah 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Your house still has the "Wide Load" sign on the back.
You think there is nothing wrong with incest if you keep it in the family.
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow but she can't touch it until she is 14.
You are close friends with most of the guests on Jerry Springer.
Your family tree has no forks.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
2006-11-16 03:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your watching the same Channel 2 news interview with Jeff Foxworthy this morning.
2006-11-16 03:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You and your son walk to school together because you are in the same grade
2006-11-16 03:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
The halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife does.
2006-11-16 03:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have ever been too drunk to fish.
Your pay per view wrestling bill is more than your mortgage payment.
2006-11-16 04:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you buy your wife's birthday present at a gas station after you spot it at the check out.
2006-11-16 03:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you keep your rottweiler on a chain outside to double as a door chime / security system, because ADT is too expensive.
2006-11-16 03:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you don't blink an eye when you see a broken down washer and dryer set in the front yard.
2006-11-16 03:48:12 · answer #9 · answered by Widowzpeak 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date
. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
. . . your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet.
2006-11-16 03:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by So Happy!! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋