2006-11-16 02:53:31 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"What the f*ck do you want? I am never going to finish delivering these drugs to children if I am spending all night gassing with you"
OR..
"At last, I thought you were never going to catch me"
2006-11-16 03:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is a true story of what my dads mate said when he got pulled over for drink driving ....
Police car had been following him for quite a while down a country road in Wales until he turns on his blues and finally gets him to pull over.
**Dads mate rolls down window**
Dads Mate: Whats the problem officer?
Officer:You seem to be driving rather slowly and I'v been following you for a while with my blues on and you failed to pull over or achknowledge me following you plus I can smell alcohol on your person ... Have you had a drink this evening sir?
Dads Mate: Yeah Iv had a few at the pub down the road
Officer: How many?
Dads Mate: Dont Remember ....
Officer: OK sir I need you to step out of the car and blow into this tube for me ...
Dads Mate: What!! Do you not believe me .....
2006-11-16 03:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got spied by a cop whilst speeding
He radioed ahead and sure enough 3 miles down the road didn't I get stopped by another cop
He taps on the window and I rolled it down
"I've been expecting you sir" he said
"I know I got here as fast as I could" I replied
He laughed so hard he let me off with a warning
2006-11-16 03:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your eyes look a little glazed occiffer (gotta slur the words), have you pulled over one to many Krispy Creme trucks tonight.
~or~
Swerving! Me! I wasn't swerving, was I? Sorry officer, but it's a little hard to concentrate on the road when your wife keeps calling me.
2006-11-16 03:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't have been doing 90 miles an hour,I've only been out for 20 minutes...I do not recognise your authority...you have no power...now toddle off back to the fancy dress shop with your costume...you MoFo...etc,etc...
2006-11-16 03:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by rab333 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry officer, I'm so drunk I didn't see you flashing me to pull over 3 miles down the road...
2006-11-16 02:57:45 · answer #6 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Gosh how fast were you goin? You had to be goin at least 100 to catch up with me..."
" Your eyes look glazed...Exactly how many did you eat?"
"Hey can you hold my beer while I get my information? You can have that one if you want...I got a whole case in the back seat."
2006-11-16 03:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by smalls8802 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Officer, I'm lost. Could I get directions to the nearest donut shop?
2006-11-16 02:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the one by driver08u
2006-11-16 03:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"take a sip of thiss! huc buup, its welll strong, that will put hair on yer balls!!!" To a WPC
or
"Sorry officer was i speeding.....the bottle fell outa my dash mounted optics when i was topping up my vodka and......"
2006-11-16 02:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by Robakai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋