2006-11-16 02:46:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
where ya think they got all those freaking elves.
2006-11-16 02:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by Joni J 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mrs Clause didn't they could afford to since Santa only works 1 day a year .
2006-11-16 19:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard the saying "as camp as Christmas" (Mrs Claus is just for appearance sake).
2006-11-16 10:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says they didn't?
I'm sure by now they have had children, the thing is what are the kids doing now?
Santa wants to retire eventually, he wants one of his kids to run the show.
But his kids have to decide if they want to be the next santa, or do plumbing in the bronx of new york.
I'm not to sure either way but I think they have had kids, and they don't want the world to know that much about it.
(Movie on TV soon, I think its ABC : Santa's Baby)
2006-11-16 10:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a. with the humongous task of providing gifts to kids all over the world, i'm sure the last thing they needed or wanted was to come home to their own.
or
b. how can somone who doesn't exist have children?
2006-11-16 10:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do in santa clause 3
2006-11-16 10:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by manatee_love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny stole Ms.Claus' eggs.
2006-11-16 10:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mrs. Claus is "frigid."
2006-11-16 11:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa went to the vet..
2006-11-16 10:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He was to busy giving "presents" to the little kids!
2006-11-16 10:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by chromecranium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has a low sperm count.
2006-11-16 10:48:44 · answer #11 · answered by trixyt1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋