2006-11-16 01:41:12 · 36 answers · asked by yspittyboy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Some women are so mean spirited and unhelpful. How dare she expect you to get off your lardy cushion! Definitely trade her in for a better - more co-operative model!
2006-11-16 01:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Do you hear buzzing? Maybe that's where the batteries have gone! Looks like your wife has replaced you first!
2006-11-16 02:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New wife or batteries. Batteries would be cheaper to replace and possibly less hassle!
2006-11-16 01:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send her to the store to get batteries and a case of beer first then trade her in for a newer model.
2006-11-16 02:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends...if she'll at least get you a beer then just get new batteries...if she won't change the channel AND refuses to get you a beer, time for a new wife
2006-11-16 02:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds pretty bad, but I'd invest in new batteries. Cheaper than a divorce apparently
2006-11-16 01:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by ginwargh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maydey your wife is using the spare batteries in another do it yourself gadget? Ha! that made you think lazy bones!
2006-11-16 01:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yeah, any good woman would get up and change the channel for her man. If she doesn't then trade her in. I think that is just disrespectful for her to treat you like that.
2006-11-16 03:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to get a new wife and replace the batteries too...
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2006-11-16 01:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask yourself this - when was the last time a remote gave you a
b l o w j o b ?
2006-11-16 01:48:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋