funniest thing you've done or seen someone do?

Answer 1

I would have to say that I had two friends who were
seeing each other. The guy was lazy and did'nt
want to work and my girlfriend worked to jobs. While working two jobs she found another guy to go out with. My friends split up and went their own way. She moved in with the other guy.

My guy friend started playing the lottery and for
months he didn't win. Until one day, he really hit the lotto for 3 million.

What he did then was unforgivable. He called up our old friend and told her he won the 3 Mil. from
the Lotto. He told her to sell everything or give
everything away. He told her he would take care
of her for the rest of her life. She did as he asked,
all the while he was telling her that he loved her.
She was to catch a flight from California to
New Orleans with nothing but a carryon bag, which
was all she had in the world.

He met her at the airport and walked her to his
Limo which was awaiting them. She was ready
to open the door, when he said no no, I'll do the
honors. When he opened the door he took a
hand of a lady who was sitting in the back, helped her out of the limo and introduced her to our girl-
friend as his wife. My mouth fell to the floor and I laughed and laughed.

All's he said was how do you like me now, jumped into the limo and drove off. She had nothing, no money nor return ticket, just one carryon bag with slacks, shirt, undies, perfume. Just enough for
one day. I felt sorry for her. Now we both laugh about it. He was treacherous.

Answer 2

This is really petty and pathetic but in The Mall in Norwich city centre, I was with my cousin and we went into a clothes shop, cant remember which one.

And I went up to the manakin, unscrewed his hand and put it in his flys, so one finger was sticking out and it looked like he had a...Well you know what. And I took a pic on my mobile.

We thought it was funny lol.

Answer 3

I AM JUST REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPEND YESTERDAY! I HAVE A BOXER AND A BOXIT WHO LOVE TO STAND UP AND LOOK OUT OF MY BIG PICTURE WINDOW AT CARS GOING BY WELL THE BOXIT LOOKED AT ME LOOKED THE OTHER WAY AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE JUST JUMPED INTO THE WINDOW SHE HAS NEVER TRIED THAT BEFORE AND THERE WAS NOTHING OUT THERE AND MY WINDOW IS TINTED SO ITS HARDER TO SEE OUT ANYWAYS. I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT WAS EFFIN FUNNY!