Can you give your best one liner replies to the following situations?
1.You just walked by someone who passed gas(ie: farted)
2.You just stepped in dog doodoo
3.Someone just pronouced your name wrong
4.Your surrounded by out of control children
5.You just missed getting something you really wanted
6.A hot,sexy guy/girl just passed by you
7.You just got a very tacky gift from someone
8.You just stubbed your toe
thanks alot*
2006-11-16 00:08:46 · 11 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL..oh man,this is side splitting stuff people! LOL..Your really good folks reallY!..LOL..hard to pick just one tho..
2006-11-16 06:05:50 · update #1
1. What was that, Sweep?
2. Aw man, I just stepped in (name of person beside you).
3. And it's nice to meet you too Mr. Ammalammadingdong.
4. Thank God I'm drunk.
5. Well, if that ain't a kick in the nuts.
6. How much?
7. Take this back and shove it up your ********.
8. MEDIC!
2006-11-16 00:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.You just walked by someone who passed gas(ie: farted)
"Thanks for sharing that with the world"
2.You just stepped in dog doodoo
"Just what I needed"
3.Someone just pronouced your name wrong
"That sounds good too, but..."
4.Your surrounded by out of control children
"So this is what hell is like"
5.You just missed getting something you really wanted
"My life just ended"
6.A hot,sexy guy/girl just passed by you
"Hmmmm"
7.You just got a very tacky gift from someone
"Who wouldn't want that?"
8.You just stubbed your toe
"()*&?&%%?#$%#%&?(?!!!!"
2006-11-16 08:42:52 · answer #2 · answered by Emery 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Are you going to eat that?
2. Would you like to share this?
3. No reply necessary
4. Time to break out the oozie.
5.
6. mmmm. that looks delicious
7. Man, just think, I almost got you a toilet seat warmer
8. You don't wanna know.
2006-11-16 08:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here goes:
1. Nice. (said sarcastically like the seagull in "Finding Nemo")
2. EEEWWWW!!!!!
3. That's (correct pronunciation here) to you.
4. Calgon! Take me away!
5. Fiddle Foop!!!!!
6. Hubba hubba.
7. Ooo!Ooo! I've always wanted one of these! What is it?
8. #@!X##@@!!!
2006-11-16 08:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. "What crawled up YOUR @ss and died?"
2. "Aw crap!"
3. "Maybe you should ask Santa to bring you a CLUE for Christmas!"
4. "Just another day in paradise"
5. "F*ck!"
6. Wouldn't say anything out loud.........
7. "Oh my god....how did you KNOW?"
8. "&^#%$!@#!!"
2006-11-16 08:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.Why, excuse you.
2.Oh $#!+.
3.It's 'xxx' (whatever your name is)
4.Stay put or no cookies!
5.Damn.
6.Hey there sexy mamma!
7.I know you ran out of ideas, but thank you all the same.
8.OW!
2006-11-16 08:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by Firesky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. excuse you!
2. sh**!
3. it's Kia
4 please!!!
5. Fu** me!
6. Damn!
7 they shouldn't have, really...
8. Fu**!
2006-11-16 08:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. "Hope you feel better."
2. "Sh*t!"
3. "Close enough"
4. "SIT YOUR @SSES DOWN NOW!"
5. "That figures."
6. "Can I take a bite?"
7. "Thank you."
8. "D*mn it!!"
2006-11-16 08:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
say it in british accent,"oh good lord!"
2006-11-16 08:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by miv farizzet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the ***!!!!
2006-11-16 08:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by melucknope 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋