When life hands you lemons.........<insert properly hilarious response here>......?

Answer 1

Here are a few responses that I can think of:

1.Throw them back at him!

2.Who's Life?

3.Ask for some oranges too.

4.Introduce him to me!

5.Jump in the air, clap your heels together, do the chicken dance and then make lemonade.

Answer 2

LMAO; the bridge over troubled waters; - A game played in the dark - Charades -A game you can play in the bath - Scubadiving - A non-living object that has feet - Plant - A place where you wouldn't expect to meet a nun - Brothel - A body part beginning with the letter N - Knee - A famous Arthur - Shakespeare

Answer 3

Try not to suck it, as you will end up making a face like Paris Hilton's

Is that an suitably hilarious response for you Sir?

Answer 4

When life hands you lemons, use them to juggle with whilst singing Hakuna Matata from The Lion King. There, doesn't seem so bad now does it? :o)

Answer 5

Throw them at Mimes. Then ask for more lemons to throw at Mimes. I have nothing against Mimes, it's just funnier that way. Or maybe you should throw Mimes at Minors, and throw lemons at tiny Mailmen who are kept in jars. And then hide the spinach.

Answer 6

make lemonade, then find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party." - Ron White

Answer 7

Make lemonade. Then look for someone that has vodka and have a party!!

Answer 8

make some Delicious lemon-ade and share it with your friends.

Answer 9

you punch life in the nuts for being so cheap ... at least hand over the sugar as well

Answer 10

i add sugar and water - sitt on the balcony and enjoy the lemonade