Why is monogamy so hard to find?

Question

I really don't want to have to settle for an oak or a cherry dining room table. Any advice?

Answer 1

The reason it's so hard to find monogamy (or at least, monogamy that's worth a damn) is because of the Monogamy Tree's odd genetic make up.

Most trees drop their seeds all over the place, hoping that they will take to the soil and eventually end up being another tree. However, the Monogamy tree picks ONE SPOT and one spot only to sew it's seeds.

The problem is, the sense of that one spot being the only place good enough is so ingrained (no pun intended, or indeed, executed) in the seed's inherited memory that when it finally grows up to be a big strong tree and decides to drop seeds of it's own, it believes that the only place good enough to drop IT'S seed, is in the SAME PLACE it's parent-tree decided upon.

Stop me if this is getting confusing...

So, in order for a second-generation Monogamy tree to lay a seed that will one day grow in to another Monogamy tree, it has to commit suicide by felling itself, allowing the spot of ground deemed to be "perfect" to become free again.

So, in short, it's hard to find monogamy because only one Monogomy tree ever grows at a time, and you have to wait for them to commit suicide before you can use them as furniture, or they'll disappear completely.

Answer 2

Well genuine monogamy's an endangered species these days, so the more you use, the less there is for everyone else. You may be oaking for monogamy, pining even, but it teaks more commitment than larching around. If you're sycamore commitment, then simply pop a cherry in your dining room. I'm sure redwood go well in there.

Answer 3

If' you're really talking about monogamy then - You're looking in the wrong spots and maybe you are not so secure in yourself? From what I have read it appears you may need to work on being more secure in yourself and doing more things for yourself and then consider a relationship with another person. Weakness is a turn off for most people.

And I certainly don't think comparing a significant other to a piece of furniture is a good start.

If' youre talking about mahogany, it isn't hard to find either. ha-ha

Answer 4

monogamy is an outdated concept
we have not grown and updated how we be in relationships but instead mindlessly passed on this cliche'd model from generation to generation....never enqueiring into what else was possible for couples and realtionships between the sexes - PEOPLE ARE SOUND ASLEEP including me!

that is why it is hard to find coz it is covered in inauthenticities - people acting out something that no longer feels right! Romantic people will hold onto the old ideas if it kills them!

(i am not sure what you are saying about the furniture, i love cryptic s h i t, but you got me with that one...)

note: i don't think the opposite of monogamy is the answer either!! that is just more monogamy, only it is not-monogamy - same stuff....all past based s h i t - they tried that in ancient Rome!!

Answer 5

Well a monogamy table is an exotic species.. and hard to come by... because it was made together with another species it just was all by itself.. and well monogamy is something that is almost extinct.. so you are going to be hard pressed to find one.. since there isn't much monogamy left in the world

Answer 6

I believe it has something to do with the colour of monogamy.
Lot of monogamy nowadays has bleached or blonde highlites. Just seems to be the preference of some and one can certainly understand the appeal of the blonde look. It seems to be a particular favorite of the male species.
Oak and cherry just doesn't seem to cut it any more.

Answer 7

The real stuff is tied up in bureaucratic red tape. I prefer the genuine fake Teak wood. Monogamy is great. All my girlfriends say so. Can monogamists get group rates?

Answer 8

I assume you are asking about hard woods.."Mahogany"
Try looking at some of your higher end furniture show rooms...or for a bit of nostalgia try antique or consignment shops...

No-one should have to suffer the injustice of
"Mahogany Monogamy"

Answer 9

Monogamy wood is hard to find in the forest of life, lol.

Answer 10

My only advice is to never settle.I think that speaks for itself.Why is monogamy so hard to find?Well, because the best things in life are never easy to find.