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ohhh i luv wankstain thats a fave but theres also f*ckwit and my ultimate is either **** or c*nt!!
Makes me smile just thinking about them !

2006-11-15 21:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 1 1

Well...I tend to just try and string as many together as possible when in a particularly stressful situation but I must commend Puffy at the top there because I thought I was the only person who used Wankstain!!!!!

Bollocks and Bugger are particularly good for quick swears :-)

2006-11-15 21:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by kerrykinsmalosevich 3 · 0 0

I have a favourite phrase i say when something goes wrong, altho i'm trying to curb my swearing as my daughter is 2 and starting to repeat things. f*ckity poo knickers is very relieving at stressful times! of course now i say 'oh foo' instead of most things just so i don't get a little voice repeating what i said!

2006-11-15 21:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 2 0

My personal favourite is this Singaporean phrase "K-A-N N-I N-A BU CHAO C-H-E-E B-Y-E" which means "F**k your mother's smelly c**t". When written in emails or IM, it can be abbreviated to KNNBCCB. Basically this phrase can be used in more or less any situation although it is considered very offensive to some.

Certain words have had to be written in this manner to bypass Yahoo's censorship

2006-11-15 21:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by azfong 2 · 0 0

It's so hard to just pick one - it kind of depends on the situation...

To deliberately upset bible thumpers trying to force opinions on you: "Jesus God damned mother f ucking sonofabitch Christ and his pimpfucking mother!"

To upset prudes: c unt usually does the trick

When things go wrong: 8ollocks, 8ugger and fuckitall in the ar5e

General insults: dicksplat, cocksucker, whorebitch, fucktard, shitlicking buttfucker, pigfucker, donkey raping shiteater (from South Park), shitstain, imbecelic tw*t, cuntsucking ar5elicker...

So picking just one is a tough ask

I think 8ollocks is probably the one I use most, or maybe tw*t.

2006-11-15 21:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 1 0

1.Jackass is a term of affection in my home....we never say it in anger just sort of harassing each other playfully.

2.My personal fave..F.uck
3.when I am driving I have a horrible tendency to say dumb s h i t or whore...
4. Ding-dang (instead of s h i t) in front of the little kids
5. My 4 year oldie's fave is "butternut"

2006-11-15 21:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by yidlmama 5 · 1 0

1) expression Are you nucking Futz on the road
2) coccsucker
3) A.s.s.holonia or idiot boi
4) at home around kids doo doo doo like carlos mancia lol
5) whiney beyatch

2006-11-16 09:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Chi-Girli 3 · 0 0

It's a nasty word, but very effective! C U Next Tuesday!

2006-11-15 21:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by tattooedgray 4 · 1 0

favourite way of relieving stress upon transgressors is my very own phrase which rolls of the tongue after several usages .
you jumped up **** sucking syphilitic snot gobbling never come down again f;;kpig .

another phrase of utter exasperation is f''k spiders .
or f''k my fat aunt or f''k my old boots . take your pick there are plenty of stress busters around

2006-11-16 04:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by seatonwasp 2 · 0 0

Yep usually stupid Pillock when driving or nob head
Yep ime going to get another poxy email.

2006-11-15 21:29:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bollox is a favourite of mine. It seems to fit every situation.

2006-11-15 21:21:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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