English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

A. Move to another seat with an unobstructed view;
B. Politely ask Mr. Bush to remove his foam novelty headpiece;
C. Sit quietly, and let our nation's most powerful leader watch "Borat" in peace;

or........?

2006-11-15 16:20:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

Okay, I'd start with B.
If he comprehended my request and complied, then I'd proceed to annoy him for the duration of the film.... I'd innocently kick the back of his chair every seven minutes, I'd stealthily drop snowcaps down his collar, and I'd see exactly how looooong I could take to open a bag of skittles 'quietly' (I imagine I could draw that out for the entire length of the film). All the while I would pretend not to recognize him, and I suspect that would annoy him more than finding his shoes will be sticky for days because I strategically spilled my Sprite all over the floor.

2006-11-15 20:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2 0

I don't have a big hat, but I do have to sit down front. Killer on the neck. I'm allergic to most perfumes and sitting lower than every one else keeps it away from me. Heat and the scents rise together. So, I'm safe while straining the hell out of my neck. I never used to have even one allergy. I don't get it.

2016-03-28 22:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

D. grab him by his retard-as s tie and yell "take off the godamm hat u lazy as s motherfookin excuse for a godamm president go kill ur self" then shoot him for him.
I hope the NSA is reading this...

2006-11-15 16:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Flagg 2 · 1 0

Well I've read that condoms can hold 10 gallons of water so it sounds as though this would be the right time to see if it's true, for the sake of science of course.

2006-11-15 16:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 1 1

Quick put on an indian war bonnet and sit down beside him and say:
"Hmmm Kimosobee, that heep big hat for such a small brain"

2006-11-15 16:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 2 1

I would sit in another seat and watch "GWB's" brains fly out of his head ,if there are any in there

2006-11-15 16:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 3 0

D. Have a contest with your friends to see how much popcorn you can land on the hat before he notices.

2006-11-15 16:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

ask if anyone had ever gone down on him in a theater.

2006-11-15 16:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by DRUGS ME LIKE 1 · 0 0

B. I am just too polite.

2006-11-15 16:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by Erica L 5 · 0 0

D. hehee

2006-11-15 16:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by Kid Pecatonica 4 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers