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2006-11-15 16:16:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
It was first day on job for UPS , I was trying to prove myself because I was the youngest one, thus trying hard to impress. My first run, I ; overdoing the coffee, needed to use the rest room. Some how my keys rolled off my clip board and into the commode. With my life flashing before my eyes, I drove my hand down into the flushing chasm, but it was to late. I was devastated!!! I called maintenance in their attempt to retrieve the keys ended up breaking the commode. It ended up with me calling my manager, and requesting extra keys. I know I made upper managements day.
2006-11-15 16:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by glen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not trying to be gross are anything but this is a true story. When I was a young lad 20, I was in the 101st. airborne. I had just broken my cherry - my first jump with the div.- so I was the new kid on the block. We were training in Death Vally and the Mojave dessert. It was pitch black the middle of the night, so I thought. I woke up and had the urge to crap, right now. So I grabbed my entrenching tool -fox hole shovel- and headed off into the night to answer natures call. I scooped out a hole, folded my shovel into a 90% and propped one cheek on it and commenced to do my business. I had just got started when wam the sun popped out and I was smack dab in the middle of another company that pulled in during the night. I had no idea they were there. I'm in the middle of freaken Death Valley for Pete's sake who would have thunk it. Well as these guys were starting to stir and wake up they were greeted with a hell of a sight. I'm the new guy and these are all hardened paratroopers. Boy did I feel like a fool. So I finished REAL quick, covered the hole and beat it back to my outfit. I'm sure glad I dug a hole. I never told any of my guys and the other guys didn't know me so I never heard of it. Can you imagine the nick names I could have gotten from that, I shudder? I'm 64 now and I still can see the look on there faces.lol
2006-11-15 18:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by c321arty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was at the mall with my little daughter enjoying a beverage and when we got up to leave, my skirt happened to fall down to my ankles. Luckily I had a slip on, however it I was so embarrassed and stunned that I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Everything became a blur.
2006-11-15 18:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by autumn leaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at the Policeman's Ball and I went up to the buffet. When I leaned over, my strapless dress caved in at the top and turned itself inside out. So I was standing there topless with a plate of food in my hands. Next thing, I see a couple of flashes. It's the P.R. guys taking my photo, mortified look and boobs and all! The next day about 20 copies of the photo had arrived at my husband's office. All of them had memos attached requesting that he take them home and get my autograph! They could have given me the chance to pose-- the photo was hideous. I will never live it down!
2006-11-15 16:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My mom had me go on a beer run for her once...I drove to the store and parked the car. When I came out, I got into the car and tried to start it, but it wouldn't turn over. After a few minutes of "what the hell?", a lady knocked on my window and wanted to know what I was doing in her car! Turned out that her car was identical to the one I pulled up in, and I had mistakenly got into her car! It didn't help matters that I'm carrying a twelve-pack of Budweiser..her look said it all!
2006-11-15 16:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by morticiasl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the most embarrassing thing was that i had my period in the middle of summer school and i was to ashamed to get up and ask the teacher for help so i had to wear a little jacket around my waist for the next hour it sucked so so bad i still shudder at the thought of summer school.
2006-11-15 16:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by kris42008 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not only embarrassing but painful for me.....i feel like im the dumbest of all the kids in my career class.I'm getting C's and she(my teacher Miss Roe) announces it in front of the whole class to make me feel bad.One time in her class everyone was gossiping about me.
2006-11-15 16:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by Deanna 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You might get a kick out of this or you might not...but anyways,
I was on the road with my truck driver b/f. He kept asking on the
CB who wanted to see some "hooters" ? So he talked me into it.
A young driver was coming up next to us. He said "sure, and I've
got something to show you!". We were laughing. The guy pulls
up to my side and I show him my hooters, and he showed me
his weiner! I was surprised...and my b/f was laughing. It was
at dusk, and no one was nearby. It was the first, and the last time!
2006-11-15 16:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by CraZyCaT 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋