your husbands privite hanging out of acc pouch of BRIEFS he says it fell out what would you say to him?

Question

my husband came home late this evening as he once and and a while did.and when he took off his blue jeans his privite was hanging out of the access pouch of his BRIEFS. He looked down and said these darn briefs it is always falling out.Well we have been married for many years and I have never known that to happen.I replyed with an unkind statment and rolled over in the bed,he came around to the other side of the bed where my back was facing him and jiggled around a little and said there it goes again.I got up told him to stand up and I reached up and tore loose some of the threads to the pouch and told him that he has three hours to make it fall out in front of me and he do do anything he wanted to, to make it happen except pull it out with his hand. Well it did not happen.I told him he got caught with his pants down and because it is almost impossible to get back in while in the stiff stage he was probly going to do it before he got home and he forgot.he still says it fell out. LIE

Answer 1

You have a ****** up life, lady. Between this and the gay black man thing, I feel bad for you. I could only imagine what the rest of your life is like.

Answer 2

She's mendacity and anybody is familiar with IT! Will the ethics committee function? No. At this aspect they're all liars. Conspiring in public view to augment fiefdoms for extremely own income without interest of fiduciary duty. Criminally Negligent attorneys , attorneys the definition of Treason

Answer 3

Sounds a little fishy to me, smart idea with the pulling threads loose! I probably wouldn't think twice about it, but I would now if that happened with my husband after reading what you had to say. I think something is going on.....don't make conclusions, just examine. Try to follow him home from work one day, rent a car :) See where he goes. It should work.

Answer 4

I don't get the point. What does any of this prove? Your theory is that men who are cheating leave their ding-ding hanging out of their briefs?? I mean what in the world are you talking about.

I'm not saying he ISN'T cheating on you, but what you have presented here is proof of absolutely nothing. Other than you are looking for reasons to be distrustful of him.

Answer 5

Get a CHECKMATE semen detection kit online for pretty cheap. That will give you an idea. But it just falling out of the pouch.... i wouldn't read too much into it.

Answer 6

You should have ignored him and it. By giving the situation you opened yourself for a confrontation.
Maybe you should have gotten a magnifying glass and said, " Oh, you have a crab sitting on your head, so stay away from me you dirty man"

Answer 7

No way this can happen unless his brief are really loose due to wear and tear.

Answer 8

wow i have to go with him on this one... while rare it can/does happen.. it did to me, especially with a beer ot two sometimes we rush;while rare and forget to zip and being outside ones briefs and inside pants is comfortable (sometimes)...
and often that part of us just has a mind of its own(it moves roll over and flexs ( no pun intended)

Answer 9

It probably came out while he had an erection and it never got
put away...That does not mean he cheated on you...It does appear
that his little brain had it in mind though....

Answer 10

I wear boxers and it happens to me on occasion. But it they're cotton briefs.......the kinda tight, stretchy ones.......there's no way. That's just my experience. Sorry!