2006-11-15 14:31:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Put a toilet in your front yard and grow flowers in it.
2006-11-15 14:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥ L ♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Go to a local feild and pick the dandelions as they start to turn to fuzz.
2. Help nature distribute the seeds all over everyone's lawns.
3. Sit back, grab a beer, wait for next spring and giggle like a school girl.
4. If that doesn't work, consider deisel fuel.
2006-11-15 22:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I have the same problem, I found that during the spring and summer months, fake Pink Plastic flamingo birds, with a bird bath between the two looks great (we have horses, letting them poop on the front lawn also works, although I have to clean it up). Also those blow up things for any holiday, pumpkins for Halloween, Uncle Sam for the 4th, and of course, in the winter time, Snow-men, Santa etc. you will drive 'em crazy!!
Good luck and welcome to the cause, oh, and mow crazy designs on your lawn, I do the Notre dame logo!!
2006-11-15 22:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by gregva2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawn worshipers often dislike flowers and garden art. My garden is unique w/ lots of pretty flowers, and it seems to annoy at least one neighbor. Of course, some people like it as well and I do get complements from them.
2006-11-15 22:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have your lawn replaced with rocks.
Have astro-turf installed.
Have your grass removed, cement all open areas and paint them green.
Find all the noxious weeds you can and plant them in your yard.
Let the weeds go to seed and blow around the neighborhood.
2006-11-15 22:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 5 gallon bucket full of dog crap goes a long way(it also takes a while to collect unless you have a big dog)
i had a carpet bagger move in next to me and the dog crap that i dumped on their front yard irritated them so much they moved back to California. (of coarse i also broke his nose when he came over to cry about the poop)
so get you a big dog, a pooper scooper and a good left jab, and have fun.
Possum
2006-11-16 00:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by hillbilly named Possum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try sitting in the shade of the garage door drinking beer and throwing empty cans on your own lawn...Especially when they are out there toiling in their yards...
2006-11-15 22:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mow only half of your lawn each week or 2. and switch up designs.
2006-11-15 22:34:34 · answer #8 · answered by nobudE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing irritates em more than someone with a BETTER lawn. so - make yours better. you'll have a blast!!!!
2006-11-15 22:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We put weed killer in a neighbors yard when I was in high school.... anything it touched died. I HAVE grown out of that behavior now :-)
2006-11-15 22:35:16 · answer #10 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋