Why am I such a horrible person that I literally have to search town to get the time of day?

Question

I do not eat babies; I'm a good huggle bear! I'm the kind of person who will give his last $1 to your average person who asks. I am the epitome of sweet to my ppls. I am a good huggle bear, that hearts his ppls, and I do NOT eat babies. So why are the ppls so mean 2 me?

According to a recent test, I am not radioactive. I do not give off large quantities of toxic waste. I do not carry any sexually transmitted infections. I dress nicely, talk like a decent person, and heart my people. Yet the people hate me.

I have given up on the thought of a diabolical anti-teddie conspiracy that h8s huggle bears. I wanted to tell this to a group of strangers, hoping y'all wouldn't give me this generic "you're actually a good teddie and need to keep looking" bullshit. So I'm looking for your frank, unvarnished remarks. Hint: "I feel sorry for you," "It's them not you" and "God'll get them back" are inadequate answers. Happy answering.

Answer 1

Wuz up with the huggle bear thing? and you keep saying you dont' eat babies...? lol..anyway I find it easiest to meet new people when I'm with my friends. Not a whole gang of us..maybe just 2. Get some of your good buddies, go out, and you're bound to meet somebody.

Answer 2

Well....I wasn't sure what a "huggle bear" is, but now I know. You seem like a good person-so don't call yourself a horrible person. I don't think you should waste your precious time and get back all of the people. Life is way too freakin short to go around gettin revenge.

Good luck!!

Answer 3

maybe the people you talk to are just ******* and its not you, its them because there are lots o ******* out there, your just one of them....I'm not and its 8:32 pm

Answer 4

I think you have alot of verbal diaorhea.
But thanks for the points anyway.