Which sitcom character would you dedicate a church to and what would it be like?

Question

I think I'd start the 'Church of the Bluth's' (Arrested Development) - the 'pope mobile' would be a stair car, everyone would be made up in blue body paint (except for one little patch they couldn't reach in the middle of thier back), it would be legal to marry your cousin and each ceremony would start with a puff of smoke and the music to 'The Final Countdown'.

What would yours be?

Answer 1

I'd start the First Church of St. Gilligan the Casted-Away, with sacramental garments consisting of a white fishing hat and red pullover. The gospel would remind us all that we're all souls missing after a 3-hour tour, stranded on a desert island with all manner of sin and virtue (GREED-the Howells; LUST -- Ginger; INTELLECT -- The Professor; EARNESTNESS -- Mary Ann; BRASHNESS -- Skipper). Given the popularity of "Survivor", I expect this religion to go over quite well with the masses, and I'll soon start an online version of my church once my tech-guru figures out a way to set up a server and PC network using only coconuts and ivy......

Answer 2

Homer Simpson. Beer and donuts for communion ought to pack 'em in nicely. Instead of an organ, we'd have a sax player in honor of Lisa, and the altar boys would be required to use their skate boards at all times in remembrance of Bart. In lieu of crosses, people would wear pacifiers around their necks ala Maggie. (Crosses and pacifiers have a lot in common, actually.) And I'd make millions selling locks of Marge's blue hair to the overly faithful. You know... I really think this could work...

Answer 3

Barney Fife~bumbling idiots

Answer 4

American - Frasier in all hazard :D Does relatives guy count style as a sitcom? if so, i admire Brian "howdy Brian, you have lost weight, you gotta tell me your secret" "that is a sprint - placed DOWN THE FORK! Face!" 9he's have been given greater useful ones than that yet off the precise of my head..) or Stewie from relatives guy. Dude. Oooh, Kris Marshall from My relatives is incredible too (the relatives subject wasn't intentional btw..)