I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harrasement or possibly assualt?
2006-11-15 12:53:02 · 13 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
No - you know the reaction Jar Jar Binks has on everyone - the most annoying alien freak ever invented. You should have just said "How rude" in your most annoying Jar Jar voice and frolicked on to your next target
2006-11-15 12:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh!!!
i mean if you have money to throw away then i would say go for if you buy the best lawyer you may just win...
But overall i don't see any profit.
To put him in his place i would just more funny acts on him not the store. like have him smell a flower with some stuff squirting out of it! You seem creative enought to think of something i'm sure!
Again Thanks
lol
no
LMAO
2006-11-15 13:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, you have a very strange incentive - try a circus. Lol, just jokin. They have a reason to pin you on the floor - you were like ODing* on their store - like seriously I wish that I could have been there... Do you have a web site or pictures/movies - send them to me on this yahoo account (fencershall@yahoo.com). Thanks!
*ODing refers to OD which means over dose (or going crazy).
2006-11-15 13:03:03 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should just take your pill, have a lie down and never go outside again, and you can order your shopping online...
2006-11-15 12:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really need to sit down, take a stress pill, and think things over...
2006-11-15 13:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I do not think so and futhermore they should have thrown you in the jail cell for corupt manners in society.
2006-11-15 12:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You Freak me out ! How old are you ! do you have the emotion of Shyness !
2006-11-16 06:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by DaRkAngeL XIII 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time, take your ADD meds PRIOR to shopping LOL!!!!
2006-11-15 13:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a stark raving lunatic!
I don't find your antics funny,....just strange. I would have called the police, you are lucky they didn't.
2006-11-15 13:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you overdid it , but it sounds like fun anyway!.
2006-11-15 12:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by nobodysfool 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋