some of my family are christains and some are into whitchcraft. We say the same boring old prayer every year. even though they don't believe in the same, We still like to give thanks (to who ever they may silently pray to)
I am looking for a silly prayer that covers all grounds and still gets the point accross.
There is also someone at thanksgiving that is on my whole family's sh*t list, I would also like to toss in some hints to this person, while in the prayer that he is not wanted there.He has hurt many and I just want him to know that he has messed with the wrong family.
You know like the serenity prayer, there are several funny versions of that. any idea's?
2006-11-15 11:43:45 · 9 answers · asked by missktbop 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
Gobble, gobble, gobble, eat until you wobble
Hooray for Turkey and Tryptophan!
2006-11-16 04:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by paperorplastic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Thanksgiving Prayer
2016-10-21 12:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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any ideas for a funny thanksgiving prayer?
some of my family are christains and some are into whitchcraft. We say the same boring old prayer every year. even though they don't believe in the same, We still like to give thanks (to who ever they may silently pray to)
I am looking for a silly prayer that covers all grounds and still gets...
2015-08-16 13:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Bri, I really, REALLY think you could turn this into something - a short-story, a novella...it has so much potential. It reminds me a bit of "The Butterfly", except I think you can take this even further. You mentioned a journey to Nazi Germany - what happened? How have things further changed since the "old days" of 2012? This is a captivating read and I hope you will continue it. Keep it up :)
2016-03-17 06:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gobble like a turkey while saying a prayer, nobody will understand you.
2006-11-15 11:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord or Exalted One (i like using that) I hope the turkey doe's not cause food poisoning are violent diarrhea to (insert names). Let us not forget there be many people who get on our nerves but still hope he doesn't choke on a broccolli.
2006-11-15 11:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by §¤ŅG.¥ 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Praise the Lord and Holy Ghost.
The one who grabs, gets the most.
Amen.
2006-11-15 11:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by quietwalker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
turkeys dont say prayers,just cross his wings.
2006-11-15 11:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by Larry-Oklahoma 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Turkeys are cute...
I got nothin
2006-11-15 11:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good food
good meat
good lord
let's eat
2006-11-15 11:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋