A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks, the two went back to the tall woman's apartment.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed eight times.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
2006-11-15 11:31:44 · 20 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-15 11:34:29 · update #1
That was Excellent!
2006-11-15 11:48:51 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness that was so wrong but hey a midget gotta do wht a midget gotta do!!!
2006-11-15 11:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by Nessa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooowww, bad, bad midget
2006-11-15 11:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a weird one!
2006-11-15 11:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by runner. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its a little funny but a little gross all at the same time
2006-11-15 11:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh. it's screwy
2006-11-15 11:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever floats their boat.
2006-11-15 11:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! I really liked that one.
2006-11-15 11:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure this is humor all right.
2006-11-15 11:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before... still funny! :-)
2006-11-15 11:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋