Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"
2006-11-15 11:24:41 · 14 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very Funny
2006-11-15 11:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope... not shocking at all... predictable (hey, I had woody connotations running around in my head from "sensitive about his wooden leg"...)... but not shocking.
Good joke.
P.S. - Vaseline destroys the latex in condoms... maybe change it to 'lube'.
2006-11-15 19:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry love but it's a little predictable.
It would be better if you can work on the joke so a twist will appear at the end.
2006-11-15 19:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by gulliblepeople 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really, do you? You could see the punch line coming a mile away. Don't give up though.
2006-11-15 19:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no I don't not after some of the things I used to watch years ago on XXX rated tapes.
2006-11-15 19:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Takes a whole lot more than that to shock me......it's funny.
2006-11-15 19:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by rere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shocking? No - funny? HECK YEAH
2006-11-15 19:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one years ago.
2006-11-15 19:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww again.
Rather shocking, yes.
2006-11-15 19:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by hopelessly_hopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is exactly why people SHOULD have s*e*x before marriage!!!
2006-11-15 19:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋