Well how do I become on, should I make a virus or something? What should I do?
2006-11-15 10:50:06 · 28 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, here are the steps to becoming a ZOMBIE , first you need to get killed by a zombie , In order to do that you need to go to your local library , since everyone there act's so dead ... And you need to Piss one off ( you can do this by calling them book worms ) , so then they will bite you , once your bit soon you will also become a zombie . But once your a zombie you can't loose your privelages by bitting every Tom , Dick and Harry . ...
2006-11-15 10:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A zombie is an undead person in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system of Vodoun (otherwise known as Voo-Doo in America). These folkloric zombies are humans who have had their "Ti Bon Ange" or soul stolen by supernatural means and shamanic medicine, and are forced to work for their "zombie master" as uncomplaining slaves on isolated plantations. Other more macabre versions of zombies have become a staple of modern horror fiction, where they usually engage in human cannibalism. NOW, THERE YOU GO!
2006-11-15 18:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by St♥rmy Skye 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It depends, the zombies recently reunited and are on tour, what instrument do you play? Hopefully guitar, because their orginal guitarist has died. The other members are still around though. I would bone up on songs like 'she's not there', and 'time of the season' and maybe some Argent songs like 'Hold Your Head Up'. Might give you a better chance if you already know the material.
2006-11-15 18:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
it depends on if you are a viral zombie, or a voodoo zombie.
viral zombies are the result of a virus that kills the brain functions except for the survival instinct
voodoo zombies are the result of a special powder made by voodoo preists. the people ususally have some functioning brain power but are easily suggestable. they often were used for slave labor. it's like a chemical labotomy
2006-11-15 18:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by JIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Listen to Rush Limbaugh
2006-11-15 18:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by drateRa 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Begin by listening to the hard right rhetoric by the Republicans and then, to make sure you're really zoning out into never-neverland, shift to the far right liberals and democrats (lower case with great intent -- it's more than they deserve). Is it REALLY possible to be so far to the left that you end up on the right? I think so Virginia, I think so. They're called "Dictators."
2006-11-15 18:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by Doc 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Stay on the Yahoo! Answers site for 22 hours straight.
2006-11-15 18:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
haven't you seen any horror movies? all you have to die is find a zombie, let them bite you, and then you'll come back as a zombie, it's a really quick process.
2006-11-15 18:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by kristen 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jump into a "Night of the Living Dead" movie and have your brain eaten by a zombie...lol
2006-11-15 18:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Watch "Sean of the Dead" over and over while answering questions here for three days straight. It happened to my cousin and we had to put him down with 17 bullets to his foot.
2006-11-15 18:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jerrysberries 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋