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A pair of handcuffs, so she can punish you while you apologize!

2006-11-15 10:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funniest thing I've heard all day.
First of all, did you think she wouldn't feel it?! Was she passed out drunk or something?
Anyway, tell her she can wax any and/or all hair off your body (except the nuggets; waxing them can actually rip open the sack) and let her decide when you can sleep in the same room with her.

2006-11-15 10:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by Kballs 3 · 0 1

LOLOLOL.A magnifying mirror and pair of tweezers along with a "I just know you like to look your best, so I was trying to help".
The problem is not HOW you did IT, but that YOU cared it was there in the first place~

2006-11-15 10:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by dbzgalaxy 6 · 0 0

lol you got to be kidding me... that is so funny..how about a nice necklace, or if the mustache really bothers you that much a gift card to elecroysis center so they can remove it lol i am still laughing ... mainly cause i have a bit of one my self and i could imagine my reaction if my bf did that lol

2006-11-15 10:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

Ha ha ha. Wow. I would say sacrifice yourself. Let her wax your butt. It would hurt like you know what, but it would even out the score. Good luck.

2006-11-15 10:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by armywifetp 3 · 0 0

That's rude let her do it herself...when she is awake! Get her a necklace or a bracelet or something like jewelry i love that kind of stuff! :) Now GoOd LuCk with ya gf!

2006-11-15 10:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Give her a nice styptic pencil wrapped in cheerful holiday gauze since you tore off her lip wart too, hon, okay?

2006-11-15 13:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 1

hehe how bad....clean the house, do the laundry, all the stuff she does and complains about every single day, that should do it. Depending on what kind of woman she is, you might have to compliment her everday for the rest of your lives together.

2006-11-15 11:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A battery operated shaver and Bigass nail clipers

2006-11-15 10:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what the friggggggg
why didnt you buy her laser remouval or a waxing job at the salon or explain shes hairy in certain areas...that is wrong...how would you like it if she waxed your big bushy man brow????????? or shaved your stache???????
GROW UP.
no lady deserves that
i hope she does the same to you....you define @$$.

2006-11-15 10:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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