Lines from films that make you laugh out loud, i got so many i cant remember many. lol
But was talking about LIFE of BRIAN (monty python) today, and was rollin about just talking about it.
"Welease woderwick"
"welease woger"
"biguth dickuth"
"is this the judean peoples front? - - - F*ck off, we're the peoples front of judea" (lmao)
What film lines make you literally laugh out loud, even when you recall them now. lol
If i think of more will add them, thanks all for answering.
2006-11-15 09:30:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Holy Grail -
"but tis a scratch, tis a mere fleshwound, call it a draw then".
Blazing saddles -
"the sherrif - he's a N...(BONG)."
"telegram for mungo".
more will follow. lol
2006-11-15 09:36:42 · update #1
Naked gun-
"he was shot seven times, but luckily they missed every vital organ"
"cigerette? yes i know"
2006-11-15 09:39:09 · update #2
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin (Bilko)
Harry: Nice skis.
Girl: Thanks.
Harry: They yours?
Girl: yep.
Harry: Both of them?
Girl: yeah...
Harry: cool! "Dumb and dumber"
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue!"
"He has a drinking problem."
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" "AIRPLANE"
2006-11-15 09:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by Senka M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well Life of Brian for me to...the bit where they are all listening to Jesus deliver the sermon on the mount - Blessed are the meek etc and after he has finished Michael Palin laments that 'Blessed is everybody with a blessed interest in the status quo.'
Or Kubrick's 'Dr. Strangelove' - when George C. Scott's General and the Russian Diplomat start punching each other and Peter Seller's as the president says - 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the war room!'
2006-11-17 04:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by ratman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kirk: If I get my hands on the headquarters genius that assigned me a female yeoman...
McCoy: What's the matter, Jim, don't you trust yourself?
Kirk: I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is Enterprise.
Kirk: My God, Bones! What have I done?
McCoy: What you had to do. What you always do. Turned death into a fighting chance to live.
Kirk: Have I ever mentioned you play a very irritating game of chess, Mr Spock?
Spock: Irritating? Ah yes - one of your Earth emotions.
Kirk: You're not going to admit that, for the first time in your life, you made a completely emotional decision based on desperation?
Spock: No, sir.
Kirk: Mr Spock, you're a stubborn man.
Spock: Yes, Sir.
Kirk: You'd make a splendid computer, Mr Spock.
Spock: That is very kind of you, Captain!
Kirk: My friend is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're ... actually quite easy to explain.
Spock: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child...
Kirk: The unfortunate accident he had as a child, he caught his head in a mechanical ... rice picker.
Kirk: I suspect you're becoming more and more human all the time.
Spock: Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.
McCoy: Spock, remind me to tell you that I'm sick and tired of your logic.
Spock: That is a most illogical attitude.
Kirk: Now you're starting to sound like Spock.
McCoy: If you're gonna get nasty, I'm gonna leave.
Thug: Are you tryin' to make trouble?
McCoy: Who, me?
Thug: Don't give me those baby blue eyes.
McCoy: What?
Khan: Where am I?
McCoy: You're in bed, holding a knife at your doctor's throat.
Khan: Answer my question!
McCoy: It would be most effective if you would cut the corotic artery, just under the left ear.
Khan: I like a brave man.
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not an escalator!
Kirk: How close will we come to the nearest Klingon outpost on our present course?
Chekov: One parsec, sir. Close enough to smell them!
Spock: That is illogical, ensign. Odours cannot travel through the vaccuum of space.
Chekov: I was making a little joke, Sir.
Spock: Very little.
sorry, but I'm a trekky!
2006-11-15 18:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by sci fi fan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just watched Serenity, and a couple made me laugh....
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
Zoë: Do you really think any of us is gonna get through this?
[looks at the other crew members struggling with their guns]
Jayne Cobb: [in a small voice] Well, I might.
If you haven't seen the film, Jayne is a he, an ex-marine or something. The ships weapons specialist.
2006-11-16 03:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man... There's quite a few.
Clerks. "You got any balls down there?.. about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry. "
Clerks. "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fu**ing customers."
Animal Crackers. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
The Breakfast Club. " I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a lobotomy, and some tights. You wear tights? No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform. Tights. Shut up! "
Beverly Hills Cop 2. "I get ten dollars for cars. I get twenty dollars for limos. What the Hell is this?! My truck. Here's fifty dollars. Put it next to a limo. "
Heathers. " Veronica, you look like Hell. Yeah, I just got back "
Want more?! LOL
2006-11-15 18:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anchorman:
"You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!"
"I miss you! I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss your musk! When all this blows over, you and me should get an apartment together!" followed by "Champ, maybe you shouldn't talk for awhile."
"San Diago. I believe it's [Russian?] for a whale's vagina."
"Go f*ck yourself, San Diego!"
"What's that? You know I don't speak Spanish! Huh? You pooped in the refrigerator! And you ate the whole wheel of cheese!? Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!"
"Milk was a bad choice."
"Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!"
"Smells like Bigfoot's d*ck!"
2006-11-15 17:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kballs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trading Places
2006-11-15 17:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It needs the setup:
David St. Hubbins: He's not a very well known saint.
Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
2006-11-15 17:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a line but a scene, sorry!
Austin Powers turning the golf cart around in the corridor, genius!
2006-11-15 19:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by alfie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's the Man "Dude, quit blushing, that's lame." "I got a lifetime of knowledge', Life of Brian, Kung Pow 'ngarrrrrrrr' 'weowweow', Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo 'I've never been able to eat soup before for fear of drowning!'
2006-11-17 16:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by nzsporty_chick! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋