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2006-11-15 08:41:58 · 35 answers · asked by Jessie 1 in Pets Other - Pets

i only pumped the BB gun up twice

2006-11-15 08:43:44 · update #1

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as long as it was a toy cow.

2006-11-15 08:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Now that you've been corrected that a cow doesn't have testicles, let me lecture you a bit on how mean that was. Even though you didn't pump it up very much, you could still do damage to a bull by shooting him. It could lead to an infection and make him unable to breed cows. Do you have at least $1000 to $5000 to replace a bull? I don't think so. Why don't you enroll in a karate class or do something constructive with all your energy? I sure hope your family doesn't get you a real gun until you've learned that you should never aim ANY gun at anything you're not prepared to kill. What if that would have been your Mom or Dad? Still think it's funny? Take a hunter safety class, until then leave the gun at home!

2006-11-16 08:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by cmdynamitefreckles 4 · 1 0

Shooting any animal for the sake of getting your jollies is not funny it's sick and you need help, as does anyone who thinks hurting a harmless animal could be funny.

Now thinking that a cow has testicles is hysterical seeing that a cow is the female of the species. You moron.

To those saying that you have to be an animal rights activist to worry about this and that as long as you didn't kill it, it's ok or anything like that.

Are you mad? Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Did your father beat you? This is not funny.

Have you ever been the focus of a random act of violence. Even if it's not real, it's not funny. It's sick and the concept of causing pain for comedy is horrible.

I know, you all need to be abducted, stripped, tied up, blind folded and repetedly shot with a paint ball gun, while someone videos it and put it on the web for the world to see. But hey as long as your not killed it's ok right. Of course it's not right, you sick morons.

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2016-04-11 13:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

You did not shoot a cow in the testicle. Know how I know this? Because COWS are female and females don't have testicles.
Male cattle are called steers or bulls. If you did shoot a bovine male animal in the testicle, it was not a steer, because steers have been neutered and do not have testicles.
So, if you indeed shot something bovine in the testicle, it was a BULL - which is what your story is anyway - a load of bull.
Andno, shooting anything in the testicle isn't funny. But don't take my word for it, since I am a female and have no testicles. Why don't you have someone shoot YOU in your testicle and then tell us whether it is funny?
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2006-11-16 11:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

First of all,cows don't have testicles.And it's not really that funny.It's just an animal,I don't think it considered looking for a boy with a bb gun.

2006-11-15 08:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey 3 · 1 0

Actually, a "cow" can be either male or female. Maybe if you're in England or something they make the distinction still, but in modern use the word cow can refer to either sex.

2006-11-16 13:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Julian A 4 · 0 0

Would you like it if I shot you in the testicles, and you turned around and bit the person behind you. Would that be funny??

you idiot!

2006-11-16 00:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by melfromhell001 3 · 1 0

NO that could of hurt the cow that u shot and the cow that he bit could of got hurt and they might of or would of started a fight

retard

2006-11-15 08:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

prob not for cow but would make me laugh, why u shot a cow in the testicle is beyond me tho

2006-11-15 08:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Shiv 3 · 1 2

dumb-a**.

First off, shooting a bull in the balls is not a good idea. In fact horsing around with a bull in most ways is just downright risky.

Secondly, it would have been funny had the bull gone after you; maybe biting your balls ...

2006-11-16 02:07:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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