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You hired me to do it, Captain Alzheimer's. That check better not bounce, or your butt is gonna be in a wringer.

2006-11-15 08:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you don't have a zebra and the only thing you could consider a landmine is dogs fecal material. Are you the crazy scientist from back to the future?

2006-11-15 16:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They're not landmines, they're zebra patties. The zebra put them there himself. You better invest in a pooper scooper.

2006-11-15 16:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by munesliver 6 · 1 0

It could have been one of the Crocs from the Zeeba Zeeba Eeta Fraternity. It was probably Larry. Your zeeba will be alright, Larry isn't the brightest bulb in the box.

2006-11-15 16:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 0 0

Probably some adolescents. If I were you, I'd chase 'em down with my zebra, but that's just me.

2006-11-15 16:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by hmbn 4 · 0 0

Garden gnomes?

2006-11-15 16:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by puggas 3 · 1 0

Well just put in a Zebra crossing - he'll be fine ...

2006-11-15 16:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by zappafan 6 · 0 0

Sounds like you are getting your own newspaper. Something that is black and white and red all over...

2006-11-15 16:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0 0

they are not mines they are the holy handgrenades of antioch that I have been looking for. Ill takem

2006-11-15 16:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think it was the beavers! They're notorious for payback!

2006-11-15 16:26:01 · answer #10 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 0 0

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