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Just ignore it :D

2006-11-15 08:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by huggz 7 · 2 0

Reminds me of my favorite Winston Churchill story:

Winston Churchill was on the toilet when the butler knocked and said he had a phone call. It was someone Winston didn't like, so he shouted back to the butler, "tell him I can only take one sh*t at a time."

2006-11-15 16:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Tell them that u are in the toilet and they have to wait for a little while.

2006-11-15 16:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by Dreaming♥ 5 · 0 0

I would run to the door with my pants down around my ankles and a piece of toilet paper that I just wiped my butt with! and accidentally fall forward into them and wipe the poop on them from the toilet paper

2006-11-15 16:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Me of course 2 · 3 1

lol...well first I would finish taking my sh*t or even hurry up and pinch it off, wipe my a** and go to the doorbell, and my luck it would be a girl scout or something not important and then I wouldn't be ablw to sh*t for another 2 days! lol ;)

2006-11-15 16:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 1 0

Go to the upstairs window and drop a bucket of water on their head.

2006-11-15 16:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by lttlmischievious 2 · 1 0

I would say,
"Whoa! Why am I standing on my toilet?"









Hahahahahahaha... I mock thine use of the grande English language.

2006-11-15 16:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by flapjackwars 2 · 0 0

answer the door while a steamer plopped to the floor, I think theyd get the hint

2006-11-15 16:05:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ignore them?

2006-11-15 16:05:32 · answer #9 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0 0

Yell down to them "I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW! COME BACK IN 20 MINUTES!" lol
BTW i want to know where Allison Rose lives so i can try this!! ;o)

2006-11-15 16:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0 0

KILL THEM!! I don't even answer the phone when I'm eating!!
On my door Mat it says Unwelcomed..So usually i have no visitors unless i invite them!!

2006-11-15 16:05:51 · answer #11 · answered by Don't get me started 4 · 0 0

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