does this every happen to you on many occasions?

Question

this is regarding any item u purchase food, products,etc.
i think the world is conspiring against me as far as food items or whatever. just for kicks to irratatie me.
slowly but surely my favorite brands or items disappear of the shelfs and tv radio shows. here is how it started

conspiracy 1: discontinuation of my favorite hairspray
2#: they stop making potatoe/cheese pot pie in banqeat brand
3# they stop making the banana nut bread in jiffy brand
4# hellmans mayonaise no longer comes in glass jar.
5# they stop selling apple flips debbie snacks at my store(but they keep those crappy moon pies that my grandma eats)
6# arrested development is canceled off the air.
7# then as the power may be they fire my favorite radio djs that i listen to everyday in morning the regular guys of 96rock the most racist and biast news cast.
(p.s- im not fat as one may conclude with the items above) =p

SO YOUR TURN WHAT IN THIS WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST YOUR HAPPINESS IN EVERYDAY LIFE

Answer 1

Sometimes I won't even try a product or show for fear that I'll like it and it will be discontinued.

Welcome to the capitalist world of a fast market!

You may enjoy the movie "Goodbye Lenin"

It is about the East German nosaligia for the world and products replaced by the western capitalists. It is hilarious.


Yeah, it is really frustrating.

My Hair Spray has also been discontinued. I am on my last bottle and don't know what I'm going to do. It works amazing. I feel like I am losing my magic hair power!!!

It is almost impossible to find cheese curds in California. Unlike Minnesota, where I used to live.

All favorite shows have been getting cancelled early. Star Trek Enterprise, Pirates of Dark Water, leaving the Story horribly Unfinished.

Two of my Favorite Disney films had issues. The Black Cauldron wasn't release till 1998 on video, but release in theaters in 1985.
And the Song of the South has never been released.

I am addicted to Dark Cherry Vanilla Coke and it is harder and harder to find. I hate promotional products available for a limited time only.

In the 80's, I was part of the McDonald's McRib craze. I still hate those M.Fer's because they failed to keep one of their top products.

I love Ford motors, but they've been finacially forced to abandon some of their best products, The Mercury Sable (I bought the last of the line), The Taurus, and James Bond's car the Aston-Martin.

I miss airplane meals, even though we all used to complain.

I miss ground lines, now everyone has cell phones.

EVEN WORSE, when products get more popular the product's quality plummits, like Ben and Jerry's and Marie Calenders which I used to love.

I totally feel you.

Answer 2

I am glad you put the p.s. at the bottom, because that was my first thought.

Just think, now you get to replace all the old items with new and improved ones. They are conspiring, but only to make your life better.

Answer 3

i dont think they are against u, i think u just like stuff that eitther aren't that popular or just that no one's heard of. I mean i have never heard of that tv show u watch- the arrested development thing.

Answer 4

It does always seem that the "Good Things" in life are always going obselete

Answer 5

Not at all, only in festival time for entertainment..