2006-11-15 04:38:27 · 8 answers · asked by ladyboyoflp 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
In most states, both you AND the doctor could face VERY long prison terms for even thinking about doing it!!!...
In fact, your state attorney general may be checking this out right now!!!...and so is the state medical board!...
Imagine trying to do this to get out of jury duty...that's an automatic year in state prison AND a $10,000-$100,000 fine as well...
Please DON'T do it...
2006-11-15 04:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by bigmonty91010 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont need to do that - Just get really drunk, get a dull crayon, if you are right handed, use your left hand, and write "this is my excuse from the doctor" backwards and vertically
Anyone would then believe it came from a doctor.
2006-11-15 04:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by cappy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wooo.
Sounds like you need to see a doctor - one with a couch
2006-11-15 04:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by Up your Maslow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check this website out
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&client=safari&rls=en&q=+doctors+notes&btnG=Search
2006-11-15 04:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go to a chiropractor. They'll write ya' anything ya' want.
They are FAKE "doctors."
2006-11-15 04:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
just go into yahoo chat there's all kinds of people with far out jobs that don't exist.
and ask for a doctor.. then pm them.. and watch the bullcrap fly!
:D
2006-11-15 04:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A poem always makes everything better...
"I thought you were a girl, but then you looked like a guy. I read your name and found out you were bi!"
2006-11-15 04:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick lil pork chop arent ya, heres a drs antidote just for you,,
swollow 2 and call him in the morning ,,,,if you dont drown,,,,,,,,,
pickle puffer,,,,,,,
2006-11-15 04:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋