Did something stupid and need advice??

Question

Last night some friends and I were drinking and watching Jack A** the movie. Well, I swallowed a few live gold fish after drinking some beers and I think the fish are drunk in my stomach. They keep bumping into the sides of me and it is making me feel wierd. I could not sleep due to their movements. I have thought about trying to throw up and cannot bring myself to do it. How long will they keep this up?

Answer 1

It's amazing to me how many dolts take these questions seriously.

Get a sense of humor and get a life...

Thanks for the two points dude...

Answer 2

First of all, you need slapped. No offense. But that could make you really sick. fish carry salmonella. the fish are not still alive they died shortly after being swallowed from no oxygen and stomach acid. You thinking they were still alive is psychologicol, it's all in your head. Just watch for the sign of salmonella and don't do that again. it would probably also be best for the community in general if you didn't drink for awhile.

Answer 3

I'm assuming you're not female....or it might be something else moving around making you nauseaus.

If you question is for real, then you need to get yourself some medical attention. Swallowed goldfish do not remain alive due to your specific PH, not to mention body salts, stomach acids, etc.
In addtion, last nights dinner would have been this mornings bowel movement.

Answer 4

You've become a fish tank. wait till they breed and have 3000 young swimming around in your beer belly.
Sorry I had to add to the jokes.
What you were feeling was most likely the goldfish popping inside of you. don't worry, another twelve to twenty hours and it will all come out cleanly.

Answer 5

Well being that they are gold fish and my calculation say it would take about 6 hours to digested them so besides the pain you are going to have to go through with them exit ting you should be Fine.

Answer 6

Sorry, they are probably dead or are going to be so I wouldn't count on being able to get them back (in the same condition), next time before you start drinking, put the fish somewhere where you won't see them and decide to eat them while they are still alive. At least you admit it was stupid.

Answer 7

Well, all I can say to you is that it will all be okay in the end.

(Yes, the fishes are deceased by now.)

Consider yourself lucky - a friend swallowed a small pet turtle (YES, lots of liquor was involved.) and let's just say THAT is a REALLY BAD idea ...


Drink lots of water - will help with potential dehydration.

Answer 8

My grandma instructed me that once Emma starts off teething to place a teaspoon of whiskey in her bottle for the discomfort. i attempted so no longer worry-free to be surprising after she suggested that. I additionally heard the comparable difficulty approximately exposing your little ones to germs, 7 Emma became additionally a preemie ( 4 weeks early).

Answer 9

I can,t believe you did this but I don't see how the fish can b alive now your stomach acids will have killed them.

Answer 10

TSK TSK TSK someone didn't read the disclaimer, they are paid professionals you know!!! Try some Ex Lax or Metamucil, that should push them out quickly. Hopefully they won't come out the other end alive, that'll be real uncomfortable for ya.........

Answer 11

For your own safety, the following sentence should be dropped from your vocabulary immediately...."Hey y'all, watch this!" Those are the famous last words for many a stupid redneck. Don't become a statistic.