superman info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman
Chuck norris facts:
http://marvets.com/blog/archive/2005/12/21/279.aspx
Superman would have his *** handed to him, and so will you if you question chuck norris!
2006-11-15 03:28:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
read the chuck norris link before you answer the question as some of you might want to edit your answers after doing so.
2006-11-15 04:39:36 · update #1
doesn't anyone have thier own top 30 chuck facts?
2006-11-15 10:24:47 · update #2
Okay, I'll grant you that MAYBE Chuck could beat the pre-Crisis Superman, but the post-Crisis Superman would soon have Chuck Norris sitting with him by the campfire and singing Kumbayah!
16 NOV 06. 0248 hrs, GMT.
2006-11-15 13:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris is a martial arts bad as$, but Superman has super powers. Superman can do things like go back in time and fly fast and stuff. I like Chuck Norris and all but dang Superman would woop him in an instant.
After reading your link I figure Chuck Norris would actually clean up the place with Superman's spine. That is some wild info about the butt kicker from Texas. The old boy from Krypton doesn't have a chance.
2006-11-15 03:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by sarric 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
For the fool who suggested that Chuck Norris info isn't actual...SUPERMAN isn't actual YOU fool!! The thoughts of Pre-disaster Superman and Chuck Norris info are the two fictional, they are able to be interior an identical type. Chuck Norris could stomp on Superman, or roundhouse kick him to next week, stare at him to dying....the form of issues he ought to do to him is infinite.
2016-12-14 07:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by zell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris would win hes simply the greatest being alive
2006-11-15 09:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Maybe he could beat Post-Crisis Superman (the one who's always crying), but not Pre-Crisis. Keep in mind that Pre-Crisis Superman could juggle planets, a feat Chuck has yet to attempt. Until he does, you have to go with Supes.
2006-11-15 04:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by TVP 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris's boogers are made of Kryptonite. Dont mess with Texas.
2006-11-15 09:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kurse 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
chuck norris? the world's slowest, stiffest martial artist ever? oh, please.....................
2006-11-15 04:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by lisa_mynx 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋