You should tell your boss that you have cramps. First of all, I think you're a guy (your picture is a give-a-way). Second, the boss will freak out because you are a guy. It'll be hilarious!!!
2006-11-15 01:53:42
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answered by CyndiDrum 4
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Thanksgiving next week, so the excuse has to be a really good one, because many people are going to do the same, tell that you go out to any park or forest and a mosquito bites you and you had fever and all the bones in your body ache, your boss are going to guess you have a viral disease that could be transferred to other, another thing the lab exams to detect this virus has to be made after three days of fever and synthoms,so no cahce to do aything before
2006-11-15 10:09:47
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answered by pelancha 6
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Do you have Insurance? if yes go to the Doctors and cough a little ask him to write you off for two days!! You can find a Doctor who will do that anywhere it'll cost ya... but a few dollars for a visit rather than no more income at all for making up some poor excuse that you may have already used in the past...gotta keep them lies written down.... keep the good ones-toss the bad ones!!
2006-11-15 10:01:39
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answered by damifiknow 2
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You're going to need to start on Wednesday afternoon, keep running to the loo, looking a bit sad while you work and keep emmitting little moans - all classic symptoms of a pending 2 day bout of food poisoning I think!
Other than that, some family emergency always works quite well, just depends how much detail you'll have to go into.
Let us know what worked - could be useful for future reference!!
2006-11-15 09:57:12
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answered by kezls_79 3
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If it's at the beginning of the week food poisioning from Sunday night is always a good one. If it's midweek go for a really bad migrane. End of week is tricky. Steer clear.
2006-11-15 09:50:53
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answered by Misha-non-penguin 5
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Say you have major personal problems at home and you don't want to talk about it! it only works once or twice really so save it for something good!!! but believe me they wont ask a thing it too much of a grey area!!!
2006-11-15 09:55:31
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answered by ross s 2
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the best one is a non existant death in the family. a hard one to argue with
2006-11-15 10:26:26
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answered by briangimma 4
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flu-grama passed-kids sick-church group
2006-11-15 09:56:21
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answered by snowyrivers28 2
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womens trouble.
2006-11-15 10:07:04
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answered by momomo 2
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You Died
2006-11-15 09:50:13
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answered by JAYFIRE 4
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