One time, I locked my keys in my car at the courthouse. I called my friend to come and help me. As we were struggling with a coat hanger trying to undo the lock, two priests approached us and asked if they could help us. Just at that moment, my friend just missed popping the lock, and screamed, "F#CK!" at the top of her lungs. Then she realized what she had done, and the look on her face was so hilarious, it was all I could do to keep from rolling on the ground laughing. The priests just acted like they didn't hear it, though, and helped us get the door open.
2006-11-15 01:26:24 · 10 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yacht Club...summer '05, asked for an anus burger instead of an Angus burger!
2006-11-15 01:29:18 · answer #1 · answered by Megamix 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was dealing with an especially annoying customer on the phone who wouldn't have even shown the slightest bit of satisfaction EVEN if I had regurgitated exactly what she had wanted to hear. The phones had been ringing off the hook all day, it was a busy, stressful time of year... so said customer was going on one of her many rants, all the while I'm angrily mouthing "f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you" so passionately that I didn't realize she had stopped her venomous rant. I'm fairly certain she had heard it, but that went unadressed. When she finally left me alone, I slammed the phone down and before I knew what I was saying, I had belted out one final, loud "f*ck you" just in time for my supervisor to walk in the room. She must have been feeling the same way because she wasn't particularly surprised or upset.... but I'd certainly never say that in front of her.
2006-11-15 01:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got quite a few of those actually.
The most recent one was last week. I accidentally told a patient to f*ck off and stop bothering me. I was just thinking aloud.
One of my favourites was a few years back. I was best man at a wedding and, during my speech, I called the groom a c*nt and the bride a whore. It was true though.
2006-11-15 01:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i replaced into coping with a extremely annoying shopper on the phone who does not have even shown the slightest little bit of delight in spite of if I had regurgitated precisely what she had needed to take heed to. The phones were ringing off the hook all day, it replaced right into a hectic, annoying time of three hundred and sixty 5 days... so suggested shopper replaced into taking place one in all her many rants, each and each and every of the even as i'm angrily mouthing "f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you" so passionately that i did not comprehend she had stopped her venomous rant. i'm really particular she had heard it, yet that went unadressed. even as she ultimately left me on my own, I slammed the phone down and earlier I knew what i replaced into putting forward, I had belted out one very last, loud "f*ck you" only in time for my manager to stroll contained in the room. She could were feeling a similar way because she wasn't extremely shocked or dissatisfied.... yet i'd surely not in any respect say that in the course of the front of her.
2016-11-24 20:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was actually my former boss; I worked at a hotel, we had some very important clients waiting in the lobby with the Assemblies of God Headquarters in our town; we were working very hard to get their business, (they didn't like the fact that our hotel had a lounge);
SO Standing directly in front of them, my boss says God-Da**itt; his face turned 10 shades of red & he apologized profusely. We never let him live that one down.
2006-11-15 01:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah right in front of my mom i yelled F#UCK because i got a really good score but the computer froze and i couldn't be ranked in the world she grounded me for 3 months i couldn't even read. :(
2006-11-15 01:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by carletoburrito94 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sh*t!" was the expletive I uttered at work once after I dropped the tongs in the hot grease trying to get onion rings. I was immediately called out on it. :-(
2006-11-15 01:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said fcuk in front of a bunch of lil kids at the beach, my bad
2006-11-15 01:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was a waiter ... I told a 4 or 5 y/o kid to shut up in front of his parents ... it was funny as hell
2006-11-15 01:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I said b******* in church once at a wedding.
2006-11-15 01:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋