I have a really irritating tame monky with a lot of bad habits. How do I change its nasty habits?
2006-11-15 00:26:31 · 13 answers · asked by eRik 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Why don't you try to stop spanking the monkey!!! Ha ha ha!
2006-11-15 00:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by manc red 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Monkeys can be quite obscene. They've actually had to remove a chimp from the zoo because he enjoyed masterbating in front of children. Most animals are very territorial. I would guess your monkey is trying to show your girlfriend he can be the boss. You need to reassert your role as "king". I'm not sure how to do it with monkeys, but we've had to do something similar with our rabbit. (He likes to hump my feet) My husband will stomp his foot (a bunny trait that asks for attention) and push out his chest (another bunny trait to say I'm the boss). Yelling no along the way helps too. You may need to do additional research to see how your particular breed of monkey asserts dominance. You will then need to do that anytime he displays a nasty habit.
2006-11-15 01:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by queenoftheworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed it the cheapest dry dog food you can find at Walmart and only approach the monkey after disrobing. That way you won't have to shower so heavy. Giving a pet monkey bananas is just asking for it.
2006-11-15 00:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie his hands behind his back. Whatever man. Put the monkey somewhere else!
2006-11-15 03:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should ask your girlfriend and the monkey what they've got going.
2006-11-15 00:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by Spud55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life!
You are about as mature as your monkey... like father like son!!!!
Ha Ha Ha
2006-11-15 00:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh goodness, put him in a cage or a room alone with a Playboy and a towel..lol
2006-11-15 00:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by kutskova29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. take him to the zoo and have him trained properly and then get him back later...
2006-11-15 00:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow him before your girl comes over
2006-11-15 01:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by the man called X 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
monkey see, monkey do?
2006-11-15 00:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by matters 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋