I went to the movie theater the other weekend to enjoy a show. While there, the man sitting directly in front of me was yakking into his cell phone. It didn’t bother me that much since it was prior to the movie’s start, as I had hopes that he’d stop once the movie began. However, my hopes soon faded, as despite the start of the movie, the man kept yakking into his cell phone.
Since this movie theater sported stadium style seating, I leaned forward and tapped the man on the shoulder. “Excuse me,” I began, “Do you mind ending your phone call or at least taking it outside of the theater?”
“Bite me, douchebag,” was his response. He then continued yakking into his cell phone.
Since this had happened to me in a previous theater experience, I had come well prepared this time for just such an event. Before coming to the theater, I had consumed some chili, pickled eggs and beer, not to mention dressed in a Scottish kilt with only a jock strap underneath.
2006-11-15 00:02:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I slouched back in my seat, tilted my pelvis and spread my knees. I then let go with a forceful blast of gas, actually blowing the man’s hair forward. The man stopped yammering on his cell phone and turned around to look at me, opening his mouth as if to say something. Apparently that is when the stench of my gas hit home, as he turned green, got up and immediately ran for the theater exit. No doubt he was headed for the bathroom or nearest garbage can to throw up.
“You stupid jerk,” spouted off the man who was sitting beside him, “What the hell did you do that for?”
I merely angled my pelvis a little more to aim for this fellow, following through with a second expulsion of gas. Unlike the first burst, this one was a little wetter, speckling the other man’s face with some spunk. He also turned green and ran out quickly, presumably to join his friend in the heaving process.
After all the commotion, I was able to enjoy the rest of the movie in peace.
2006-11-15 00:03:18 · update #1
That's funny. No laws violated, except the sprinkling of the second person might be considered some type of an assault... Just claim you were sick....Good story.
2006-11-15 00:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by clsga 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I once in a boarding house wanted some more food the sweet was a peach half in a yellow custard with a bit of cream on top. I said at the table when they all 20 had the sweet in front of them if you were perched over a bath of snot and some one threw a bucket of sh-t towards you would you dive into the snot or stand and take the sh-t I had 6 sweets that day
2006-11-15 08:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old story says that Goethe, the well-known German writer met another person walking along a very narrow sidewalk, so narrow that in order to pass by, one of them had to step off the sidewalk to allow the other one go ahead. After a short standoff the person said angrily " I will not do it ! " while Goethe gave in saying " I'll do ! " You had, somehow, like most of us sometimes, the same choice but chose to fight your own way...
2006-11-15 08:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Theo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only law you broke was the man law of never wearing a jack with a kilt. We all know better than that! You should have worn a thong ;-) LMAO
Nice story.....not quite Peewee Hermanish, but just as funny!
2006-11-15 08:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well you ought to be ashamed. NOT!!!
As soon as I finish laughing I'll finish.
With tears in his eyes and a laugh on his lips he writes.
You darn sure made you point. But how about the other poor people that weren't on a cell phone, but in the general area? lmao
2006-11-15 08:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps some environmental laws with a release of toxic gases in a confined space
2006-11-15 08:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you broke any laws. But in a football game you would have been called for unnecessary fluctuation.
2006-11-15 08:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by 10 to 20 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you might have violated the Kyoto Protocol. Is your country a signatory to it?
2006-11-15 08:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by Bad bus driving wolf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice flight of fancy
I just say QUIET in a loud voice, rather menacing
it draws titters, but everyone gets quiet
2006-11-15 08:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not sayin that what the man did was right
but u need to remember that u can't fight fire with fire
u haven't broken any laws
2006-11-15 08:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by sushobhan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋