Really think you could quell the truth?
I, NELSON MUNTZ, have been resurrected.
The brief time I was in your Stalinist-Style, censorious gulag, my soul was not lost to the perdition of your sedition.
NO, I grew only more resolute.
In the words of another great Warrior, STIFLE IT LIBS, I say------
I'M BACK.
SCREW YOU MILITANT LIBS THAT CAN'T DEAL WITH A WHITE, HETEROSEXUAL, GOD-FEARING, AMERICAN LOVING CITIZEN.
Commit full-time to your meth addiction and allow those of us with a competent mind to engage in the discourse of the educated.
In short, I will no longer have pity on you soft-minded, intellectually enfeebled libs.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
2006-11-14 23:56:47 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
A little sore, Angel.
I don't mind being bested by a lib during a debate, it's part of the fun.
But to have my account DELETED, that's too much.
2006-11-15 00:21:39 · update #1
Hey Daryl:
Considering the medium we're communicating through, how else am I supposed to display my disgust with argumentative cowards that run to the staff of Yahoo when their feelings get hurt?
Clueless lib.
2006-11-15 00:25:11 · update #2
Diamond Joe Quimby is my dad.
At least you insulted me with topical wit.
Thanks
2006-11-15 00:42:19 · update #3
We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin. Nelson Muntz has returned!.....All Hail Nelson!....All hail Nel ... (brrring.... briiing) wait, my phone.....Hello?...Yahoo Answers Broadcasting Company, may I help you?.....Yes, he's right here. Alright, uh-huh. Right away Mr Mayor. Mr. Muntz that was your fearless leader Mayor Quimby and he says it's time for you to return. He said to tell you that you're needed back in Springfield performing your duties under your rock, where you can properly represent Springfield as the village idiot and not out in public doing bad imitations of human beings.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
2006-11-15 00:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by WHY? 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Muntz, I wish you would quit soft peddling how you feel and just let it all hang out. All though I disagree with you 100% I like to hear how the idiots of this world feel. If you don't spell it out I won't know who the enemy is. It's always good to know what the bad guys are up to. Keep your enemy's close I always say. As far as being censored by Yahoo, I don't think anybody should be censored unless they use offensive language or put the plans for a bomb on here. So you see without liberals to protect your rights you wouldn't even be on here. Do you think the take away your rights Republicans would let you spew if it was against them? I think not. So be carefull Mr. Muntz, they might already have your phone tapped. DEMOCRAT ALL MY LIFE, and will stay that way.
2006-11-15 01:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by c321arty 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Has anyone informed you lately that you are a big mouth blowhard?
You and Bush have one thing in common, You're both village idiots, and as they say, birds of a feather flock together.
I heard about you walking into a Doctors office with a Frog sitting on your head, and when the Doctor asked, can I help you . . . . .
The Frog says, " Yeah, you can get this growth off my a s s"
Get a life, scum bag.
2006-11-15 00:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You can get Valium at Walmart for 4 bucks now. There should be one near your trailer park.
2006-11-15 01:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pass the pipe
2006-11-15 00:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"god fearing"? Whatta nut.
Sounds like ANOTHER impotent armchair reactionary.
Sour grapes too.
HeeHee! Happy trails Archie!
2006-11-15 02:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by cannon Ball! 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bwahahahahahahaha!
NELSON MUNTZ....thanks for my laugh of the day.
2006-11-15 01:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by thumbsdowndevil 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A God fearing person doesn't talk like that.
2006-11-15 00:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by brian2412 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Wow there Crazy, chill.
2006-11-14 23:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
As Larry the Cable Guy would say, "I don't care who you are...Now that was funny".
JC! JC! JC!
2006-11-15 00:35:13 · answer #10 · answered by pjnickles 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋