I had a dodgey kebab last night i'm weeing brown liquid from my bum.
Any ideas how to get it all solid again so i plop rather than splat?
2006-11-14 23:03:21 · 23 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
the best remedy for the trots(the shitskees)is 1 teaspoon on sugar and a little bit of salt dissolve in a little bit of hot water and top up tp about half a cup of cold water it works wonders
2006-11-16 09:33:42 · answer #1 · answered by arfa54321 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk nothing worse. Okay same answers as before 1) stay close to toilet. 2) have plenty loo roll 3) make sure bum dont get sore by putting a barrier cream 4) drink loads of water, get it out ur symptom 5) try immodium to stop diarrhoea 6) try diarolite sachets 7) see ur gp if it is still there tomorrow or ur vomitting 8)never ever have a kebab 9) are u sure its not the beer?
2006-11-15 00:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by goobygum 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-04-30 22:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Immediately buy Loperamide 2mg tablets - take 2 after every movement.
buy plain sour yogurt & eat tons of it daily.
Stay away from the f-u-c-k-i-n-g- Kebabs & other exotic crap, eat only dry bread & yogurt. don't drink any beer or booze.
This is your punishment for eating Kebabs - don't eat any Indian, Arab food or exotic foreign s-h-i-t. Avoid Chinese food too.
No more fried foods. Ever.!!!!
Now are we clear about this matter ????????????? Huh?????
I hope so.
2006-11-15 02:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by blackbird 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2017-02-19 16:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-19 13:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds a silly answer but drink lots of water based non alcoholic liquids and take a diarrhoea tablet - you need the liquid so you do not dehydrate
2006-11-14 23:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my goodness. Chances are then that it was 'off'. You have diorrhea then. Avoid caffeine and drink plenty of water. Try dioralite sachets dissolvable in water, they rehydrate you.
2006-11-14 23:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am officially grossed out.
i am in california, and i didn't know what the heck you were talking about!
i though you meant that a bum (beggar) pee'd on you. i was so curious!
i learn something new every day on this blessed site!
2006-11-14 23:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by soren 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stay of the kebabs
2006-11-16 10:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋