here is mine. a guy passed gcse english last year with a C at college but had no idea he did. he couldn't find no evidence he had passed or not and just assumed he'd failed again and was told he needed a C grade if he wanted to go to uni (which he did) so he has been doing enlish again since sept. this year and only found out last week thursday. one more thing i'm the guy in the story.
unbelievable isn't it, but so true. i'd show the certificate if i could.
2006-11-14 20:52:27 · 8 answers · asked by Tekken 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
I'm slightly surprised you got a C.
2006-11-14 20:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by f0xymoron 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother in law to be went to a friends wedding and as the brides passed her going down the aisle she got her boot caught in the brides dress and she ended hopping down the aisle behind her, she has done loads of funny things to many to mention if you knew her you find it hilarious she is bonkers she also did her sons girlfriends hair she was dying it or something and she went out and left the stuff on to long and it burnt some of her hair off, it was years ago but we aren't allowed to mention it because she gets really upset but we all find it very funny. She does so many funny things she is constant source of entertainment for us.
2006-11-14 21:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by bez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee", she said.
"Where", he asked.
"Between the first and second hole", she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
2006-11-14 21:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by your pete 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine is finding out that George W Bush had been elected for a second time.
2006-11-14 23:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a friend of my husband is a fireman and told him the following story...a call was recieved at the firestation from a woman in distress saying her husband had locked her out of the house and was going to kill himself. the firebrigade raced round to the house where the woman ,very upset says to them "quick! hes going to drown himself!" the firemen looked through the window to see the man submerge his head into a sink full of water shouting "im gonna do it, im gonna drown myself!" in the sink went his head -for about 10 seconds, then out it came while he took a breath and ducked his head back in the sink! this went on for about 10 mins, the dozy pillock! he was more likely to die of hyperthermia than drowning!
2006-11-14 21:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by ginger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend of mine (at work) asks someone "what was Hitler's wife's name"? (he is interested in history)
Person replies "Eva Braun"
Friend replies "Oh yeah, thats the one who sung 'don't cry for me Argentina' - right"?
It took an hour to stop laughing and to explain the diff between Eva Braun and Eva Peron.
2006-11-14 21:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by rainbowarrior73 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question! And good answers so far.
2006-11-15 04:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by Josephine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont believe it
2006-11-15 14:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋